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Dave Attell Quotes

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that’s just how she passed out Picture Quote #1

Some things are the same wherever you go. Like, if it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick Picture Quote #1

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera - tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended Picture Quote #1

The sun comes up and so does your dick. Cause at heart your dick’s a farmer! Picture Quote #1

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She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that’s just how she passed out (Dave Attell Quotes) Some things are the same wherever you go. Like, if it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick (Dave Attell Quotes) For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera - tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended (Dave Attell Quotes) The sun comes up and so does your dick. Cause at heart your dick’s a farmer! (Dave Attell Quotes)

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