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Dave Barry Quotes

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature Picture Quote #1

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death Picture Quote #1

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship Picture Quote #1

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it Picture Quote #1

‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’ Picture Quote #1

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition Picture Quote #1

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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot Picture Quote #1

Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain Picture Quote #1

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains Picture Quote #1

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 Picture Quote #1

[There is] a breed of fashion models Picture Quote #1

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie Picture Quote #1

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Your friends love you anyway Picture Quote #1

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face Picture Quote #1

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting Picture Quote #1

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them Picture Quote #1

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really Picture Quote #1

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Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations Picture Quote #1

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques Picture Quote #1

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord Picture Quote #1

Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others Picture Quote #1

Murphy’s golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules Picture Quote #1

Too many rocks in the mountains Picture Quote #1

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Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands Picture Quote #1

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Picture Quote #1

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege Picture Quote #1

There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace Picture Quote #1

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word Picture Quote #1

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television Picture Quote #1

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature (Dave Barry Quotes) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death (Dave Barry Quotes) Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship (Dave Barry Quotes) Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it (Dave Barry Quotes) ‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’ (Dave Barry Quotes) The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition (Dave Barry Quotes) User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot (Dave Barry Quotes) Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain (Dave Barry Quotes) Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains (Dave Barry Quotes) Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 (Dave Barry Quotes) [There is] a breed of fashion models (Dave Barry Quotes) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie (Dave Barry Quotes) Your friends love you anyway (Dave Barry Quotes) Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face (Dave Barry Quotes) Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting (Dave Barry Quotes) Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful (Dave Barry Quotes) There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them (Dave Barry Quotes) Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really (Dave Barry Quotes) Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations (Dave Barry Quotes) Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques (Dave Barry Quotes) For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord (Dave Barry Quotes) Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others (Dave Barry Quotes) Murphy’s golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules (Dave Barry Quotes) Too many rocks in the mountains (Dave Barry Quotes) Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands (Dave Barry Quotes) If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? (Dave Barry Quotes) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege (Dave Barry Quotes) There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace (Dave Barry Quotes) If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word (Dave Barry Quotes) The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television (Dave Barry Quotes)

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