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Dave Barry Quotes

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature  (Dave Barry Quotes) [There is] a breed of fashion models  (Dave Barry Quotes) ‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’  (Dave Barry Quotes) The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition  (Dave Barry Quotes) User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot  (Dave Barry Quotes) Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain  (Dave Barry Quotes) Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains  (Dave Barry Quotes) Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00  (Dave Barry Quotes) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie  (Dave Barry Quotes) Your friends love you anyway  (Dave Barry Quotes) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death  (Dave Barry Quotes) Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it  (Dave Barry Quotes) Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship  (Dave Barry Quotes) When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already  (Dave Barry Quotes) The places where trails do not exist are not well marked  (Dave Barry Quotes) Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading  (Dave Barry Quotes) There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness  (Dave Barry Quotes) Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning  (Dave Barry Quotes) Cats are independent, by which I mean smart  (Dave Barry Quotes) Don’t emphasise money if you don’t have much; be happy  (Dave Barry Quotes) The most powerful force in the universe is gossip  (Dave Barry Quotes) Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you’re told  (Dave Barry Quotes) He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things  (Dave Barry Quotes) A secret society within a secret society  (Dave Barry Quotes) He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl  (Dave Barry Quotes) Someone was tapping on the window  (Dave Barry Quotes) Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing  (Dave Barry Quotes) Reading... a vacation for the mind  (Dave Barry Quotes) You should not confuse your career with your life  (Dave Barry Quotes) Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals  (Dave Barry Quotes)
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