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Dave Barry Quotes
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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you’re told (Dave Barry Quotes)
Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals (Dave Barry Quotes)
You should not confuse your career with your life (Dave Barry Quotes)
Reading... a vacation for the mind (Dave Barry Quotes)
Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing (Dave Barry Quotes)
Someone was tapping on the window (Dave Barry Quotes)
He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl (Dave Barry Quotes)
A secret society within a secret society (Dave Barry Quotes)
He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things (Dave Barry Quotes)
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip (Dave Barry Quotes)
Don’t emphasise money if you don’t have much; be happy (Dave Barry Quotes)
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart (Dave Barry Quotes)
Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning (Dave Barry Quotes)
Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading (Dave Barry Quotes)
The places where trails do not exist are not well marked (Dave Barry Quotes)
When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already (Dave Barry Quotes)
There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness (Dave Barry Quotes)
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick (Dave Barry Quotes)
I can snap your spine like a toothpick (Dave Barry Quotes)
Never lick a steak knife (Dave Barry Quotes)
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal (Dave Barry Quotes)
Never trust anything you read in a travel article (Dave Barry Quotes)
Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry (Dave Barry Quotes)
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity (Dave Barry Quotes)
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series (Dave Barry Quotes)
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula (Dave Barry Quotes)
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything (Dave Barry Quotes)
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire (Dave Barry Quotes)
Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living (Dave Barry Quotes)
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin (Dave Barry Quotes)