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If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there’s a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards. (Dave Barry Quotes)
The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing. (Dave Barry Quotes)
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows (Dave Barry Quotes)
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money (Dave Barry Quotes)
Like all writers, my greatest inspiration, my ultimate muse, is a deadline (Dave Barry Quotes)
You don’t have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. (Dave Barry Quotes)
Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office (Dave Barry Quotes)
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects (Dave Barry Quotes)
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid (Dave Barry Quotes)
Database: The information you lose when your memory crashes (Dave Barry Quotes)
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance (Dave Barry Quotes)
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates (Dave Barry Quotes)
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business (Dave Barry Quotes)
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish - American War (Dave Barry Quotes)
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl (Dave Barry Quotes)
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent (Dave Barry Quotes)
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose (Dave Barry Quotes)
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash (Dave Barry Quotes)
It would be hard to conceive of any activity more useless than stamp collecting (Dave Barry Quotes)
The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read (Dave Barry Quotes)
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast (Dave Barry Quotes)
Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill (Dave Barry Quotes)
The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it (Dave Barry Quotes)
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling (Dave Barry Quotes)
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night (Dave Barry Quotes)
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species (Dave Barry Quotes)
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot (Dave Barry Quotes)
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary (Dave Barry Quotes)
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously (Dave Barry Quotes)
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment (Dave Barry Quotes)