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Dave Chappelle Quotes

I got a lot of positive people around me Picture Quote #1

I love Ohio Picture Quote #1

I’m an introspective dude Picture Quote #1

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P! Picture Quote #1

Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention Picture Quote #1

There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic Picture Quote #1

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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at Picture Quote #1

I don’t care if I ever work in TV again Picture Quote #1

Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo God damn business Picture Quote #1

I love being famous - it’s phenomenal Picture Quote #1

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me Picture Quote #1

I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way Picture Quote #1

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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you Picture Quote #1

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! Picture Quote #1

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’ Picture Quote #1

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say ‘their life’ I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life Picture Quote #1

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut Picture Quote #1

Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right Picture Quote #1

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I’m not mad at anybody - not anymore Picture Quote #1

My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO Picture Quote #1

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds Picture Quote #1

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If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn’t work out, that’s all I can do Picture Quote #1

Most people don’t know what it’s like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It’s not like I’m doing heavy lifting up there. It’s not like I’m solving the world’s problems. It’s like I’m hanging out with a bunch of people and it’s cool Picture Quote #1

People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you Picture Quote #1

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds Picture Quote #1

I want be a guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me Picture Quote #1

Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right Picture Quote #1

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I got a lot of positive people around me (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love Ohio (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’m an introspective dude (Dave Chappelle Quotes) What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P! (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention (Dave Chappelle Quotes) There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t care if I ever work in TV again (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Where I’m from? A little town called none of yo God damn business. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I love being famous - it’s phenomenal (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that (Dave Chappelle Quotes) You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’ (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say ‘their life’ I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I’m not mad at anybody - not anymore (Dave Chappelle Quotes) My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’ (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds (Dave Chappelle Quotes) If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn’t work out, that’s all I can do. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Most people don’t know what it’s like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It’s not like I’m doing heavy lifting up there. It’s not like I’m solving the world’s problems. It’s like I’m hanging out with a bunch of people and it’s cool. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) I want be a guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me. (Dave Chappelle Quotes) Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right. (Dave Chappelle Quotes)

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