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David Cross Quotes

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy Picture Quote #1

Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about Picture Quote #1

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people Picture Quote #1

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally Picture Quote #1

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically Picture Quote #1

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat Picture Quote #1

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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best Picture Quote #1

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information Picture Quote #1

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different Picture Quote #1

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons Picture Quote #1

You can’t just yell jokes at people Picture Quote #1

I have no hesitation doing children’s movies. Zero. And I don’t even have kids Picture Quote #1

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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins Picture Quote #1

I think I’d be a really good dad. So perhaps I’m doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible Picture Quote #1

A verbose, prosaic review which mentions whistling winds and the timeless feeling of jade doesn’t mean anything to me; I don’t need a novella telling me about how an album is like a fine meal Picture Quote #1

It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny Picture Quote #1

I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry Picture Quote #1

I hate bumper stickers, you can’t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner Picture Quote #1

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Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It’s a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons Picture Quote #1

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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy (David Cross Quotes) Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about (David Cross Quotes) I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people (David Cross Quotes) There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally (David Cross Quotes) I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically (David Cross Quotes) Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat (David Cross Quotes) I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best (David Cross Quotes) My biggest problem is retaining the exact information (David Cross Quotes) Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different (David Cross Quotes) The best thing about me is there are no skeletons (David Cross Quotes) You can’t just yell jokes at people (David Cross Quotes) I have no hesitation doing children’s movies. Zero. And I don’t even have kids (David Cross Quotes) We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins (David Cross Quotes) I think I’d be a really good dad. So perhaps I’m doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible (David Cross Quotes) A verbose, prosaic review which mentions whistling winds and the timeless feeling of jade doesn’t mean anything to me; I don’t need a novella telling me about how an album is like a fine meal (David Cross Quotes) It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny (David Cross Quotes) I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry (David Cross Quotes) I hate bumper stickers, you can’t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner (David Cross Quotes) Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It’s a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons (David Cross Quotes)

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