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David Henry Quotes

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I’m looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback Picture Quote #1

My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that’s cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage Picture Quote #1

I get all excited when I think that someone’s 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now Picture Quote #1

You can’t throw him back because he doesn’t meet the legal size limit Picture Quote #1

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Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I’m looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback (David Henry Quotes) My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that’s cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage (David Henry Quotes) I get all excited when I think that someone’s 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now. (David Henry Quotes) You can’t throw him back because he doesn’t meet the legal size limit (David Henry Quotes)