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David Letterman Quotes

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red Picture Quote #1

I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious Picture Quote #1

There is no off position on the genius switch Picture Quote #1

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television Picture Quote #1

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between Picture Quote #1

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone Picture Quote #1

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Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity Picture Quote #1

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water Picture Quote #1

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? Picture Quote #1

He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound Picture Quote #1

Lesbians have never been more popular Picture Quote #1

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Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping Picture Quote #1

Them bats is smart. They use radar! Picture Quote #1

Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about Picture Quote #1

If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can Picture Quote #1

I got my lips chewed off by a dingo! Picture Quote #1

I spend most of my free time under the house Picture Quote #1

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I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock Picture Quote #1

I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty Picture Quote #1

Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies Picture Quote #1

You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down Picture Quote #1

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy? Picture Quote #1

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value Picture Quote #1

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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever Picture Quote #1

When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense Picture Quote #1

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves Picture Quote #1

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving Picture Quote #1

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked Picture Quote #1

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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red (David Letterman Quotes) I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious (David Letterman Quotes) There is no off position on the genius switch (David Letterman Quotes) Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television (David Letterman Quotes) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between (David Letterman Quotes) Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone (David Letterman Quotes) Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity (David Letterman Quotes) I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water (David Letterman Quotes) When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price? (David Letterman Quotes) He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in (David Letterman Quotes) Don’t worry. It’s just a flesh wound (David Letterman Quotes) Lesbians have never been more popular (David Letterman Quotes) Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping (David Letterman Quotes) Them bats is smart. They use radar! (David Letterman Quotes) Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about (David Letterman Quotes) If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can (David Letterman Quotes) I got my lips chewed off by a dingo! (David Letterman Quotes) I spend most of my free time under the house (David Letterman Quotes) I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock (David Letterman Quotes) I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty (David Letterman Quotes) Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies (David Letterman Quotes) You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down (David Letterman Quotes) The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy? (David Letterman Quotes) I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value (David Letterman Quotes) Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever (David Letterman Quotes) When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense (David Letterman Quotes) The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves (David Letterman Quotes) Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger (David Letterman Quotes) Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving (David Letterman Quotes) America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked (David Letterman Quotes)

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