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David Rees Quotes
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I don’t like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they’re not there, it just feels rude... I’m never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That’s my new goal (David Rees Quotes)
I feel like really thinking about art and really appreciating it and learning the language of it just makes you more of a connoisseur. I believe that. (David Rees Quotes)
I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can’t analyze what makes a joke funny...I do not agree with that at all. (David Rees Quotes)
I’m not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That’s just a little hobby. (David Rees Quotes)
I had good relationships with stores. And I was like, All right, I’ll self-publish it. But I’m only going to do 1,000. (David Rees Quotes)
Just because something makes you smile or laugh... doesn’t mean it’s a joke (David Rees Quotes)
Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth (David Rees Quotes)
I’m not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That’s just a little hobby (David Rees Quotes)
Talking about my personal life onstage, I’ve realized I’m not one of those comics who can do that. I can allude to it but I don’t want to be a confessional performer (David Rees Quotes)