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David Sedaris Quotes
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Because I’ve always been a fairly nervous person (David Sedaris Quotes)
If you read somebody’s diary, you get what you deserve (David Sedaris Quotes)
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate (David Sedaris Quotes)
I’ve often lost faith in myself, I’ve never lost it in my family (David Sedaris Quotes)
Art isn’t about following the rules. It’s about breaking them. (David Sedaris Quotes)
If you read someone else’s diary, you get what you deserve (David Sedaris Quotes)
I don’t think my life is more interesting than anybody else’s (David Sedaris Quotes)
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated (David Sedaris Quotes)
I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything (David Sedaris Quotes)
I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like (David Sedaris Quotes)
I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners (David Sedaris Quotes)
I’ve been keeping diaries for 27 years (David Sedaris Quotes)
I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives (David Sedaris Quotes)
I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine (David Sedaris Quotes)
Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend (David Sedaris Quotes)
If you aren’t cute, you may as well be clever (David Sedaris Quotes)
I see you that have a little swimming mouse (David Sedaris Quotes)
You can’t brace yourself for famine if you’ve never known hunger (David Sedaris Quotes)
Weird doors open. People fall into things (David Sedaris Quotes)
Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character (David Sedaris Quotes)
All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments (David Sedaris Quotes)
It make one’s mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment (David Sedaris Quotes)
As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character (David Sedaris Quotes)
It’s unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters (David Sedaris Quotes)
Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise (David Sedaris Quotes)
The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing (David Sedaris Quotes)
I don’t like being left to my own thoughts (David Sedaris Quotes)
She is, like most of my friends, a terrible judge of character (David Sedaris Quotes)
But most good movies have a gun in them (David Sedaris Quotes)
I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer (David Sedaris Quotes)