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David Sedaris Quotes

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine Picture Quote #1

Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend Picture Quote #1

There are lots of things that happen to me that I don’t write about Picture Quote #1

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny Picture Quote #1

When they’re born outside, crows come and pluck their eyes out Picture Quote #1

Art isn’t about following the rules. It’s about breaking them Picture Quote #1

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We can’t profess love without talking through hand puppets Picture Quote #1

Write relentlessly, until you find your voice. Then, use it Picture Quote #1

I ain’t seen pussy in so long I’d throw stones at it Picture Quote #1

I always think it’s a good policy to like the people who like you Picture Quote #1

The things I’ve bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair Picture Quote #1

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time Picture Quote #1

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My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining Picture Quote #1

Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you’re in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can’t be thought of as cute Picture Quote #1

The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely Picture Quote #1

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive Picture Quote #1

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended Picture Quote #1

Like anyone nostalgic for a time he didn’t live through, I chose to weed out the little inconveniences: polio, say, or the thought of eating stewed squirrel. The world was simply grander back then, somehow more civilized, and nicer to look at Picture Quote #1

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I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine (David Sedaris Quotes) Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend (David Sedaris Quotes) There are lots of things that happen to me that I don’t write about (David Sedaris Quotes) What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny (David Sedaris Quotes) When they’re born outside, crows come and pluck their eyes out (David Sedaris Quotes) Art isn’t about following the rules. It’s about breaking them (David Sedaris Quotes) We can’t profess love without talking through hand puppets (David Sedaris Quotes) Write relentlessly, until you find your voice. Then, use it (David Sedaris Quotes) I ain’t seen pussy in so long I’d throw stones at it (David Sedaris Quotes) I always think it’s a good policy to like the people who like you (David Sedaris Quotes) The things I’ve bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair (David Sedaris Quotes) I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time (David Sedaris Quotes) My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining (David Sedaris Quotes) Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you’re in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can’t be thought of as cute (David Sedaris Quotes) The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely (David Sedaris Quotes) Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive (David Sedaris Quotes) I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended (David Sedaris Quotes) Like anyone nostalgic for a time he didn’t live through, I chose to weed out the little inconveniences: polio, say, or the thought of eating stewed squirrel. The world was simply grander back then, somehow more civilized, and nicer to look at (David Sedaris Quotes)

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