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David Sedaris Quotes

The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you’ll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don’t understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge Picture Quote #1

Living in a foreign country is one of those things that everyone should try at least once. My understanding was that it completed a person, sanding down the rough provincial edges and transforming you into a citizen of the world. What I find appealing in life abroad was the inevitable sense of helplessness it would inspire. Equally exciting would be the work involved in overcoming that helplessness. There would be a goal involved, and I like having goals Picture Quote #1

I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it’s never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who’s giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you? Picture Quote #1

Because I’m both a glutton and a masochist, my standard complaint, that was so bad, is always followed by and there was so little of it! Picture Quote #1

Friends always say, how can you eat those? I read in the paper that they’re made from hog’s lips. and...? and hearts and eyelids Picture Quote #1

If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding Picture Quote #1

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But I don’t distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I’ll take either Picture Quote #1

But I’m a humorist. I’m not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter Picture Quote #1

But I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment Picture Quote #1

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The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you’ll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don’t understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge (David Sedaris Quotes) Living in a foreign country is one of those things that everyone should try at least once. My understanding was that it completed a person, sanding down the rough provincial edges and transforming you into a citizen of the world. What I find appealing in life abroad was the inevitable sense of helplessness it would inspire. Equally exciting would be the work involved in overcoming that helplessness. There would be a goal involved, and I like having goals (David Sedaris Quotes) I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it’s never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who’s giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you? (David Sedaris Quotes) Because I’m both a glutton and a masochist, my standard complaint, that was so bad, is always followed by and there was so little of it! (David Sedaris Quotes) Friends always say, how can you eat those? I read in the paper that they’re made from hog’s lips. and...? and hearts and eyelids (David Sedaris Quotes) If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding (David Sedaris Quotes) But I don’t distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I’ll take either (David Sedaris Quotes) But I’m a humorist. I’m not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter (David Sedaris Quotes) But I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment (David Sedaris Quotes)

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