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David Spade Quotes

I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time Picture Quote #1

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can’t do that anymore Picture Quote #1

There’s always something funny about men chasing women Picture Quote #1

I’m always making fun of myself and my friends Picture Quote #1

To be famous and broke is hard Picture Quote #1

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise Picture Quote #1

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I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain’t nobody gonna hear you! Picture Quote #1

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends Picture Quote #1

Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’ Picture Quote #1

People come and go around you, but you’re never the one getting the big stuff. I like that Picture Quote #1

I’m a gentleman and I was always taught it’s rude, to talk about a woman’s age or weight unless you are breaking up with her Picture Quote #1

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It wasn’t a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It’s like calling me an American Picture Quote #1

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here’s an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! Picture Quote #1

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends Picture Quote #1

It’s just easier to make fun and cut down. It’s kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you’re going to say, it can be cruel and funny Picture Quote #1

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it’s too weird to sleep in too late Picture Quote #1

Don’t make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they’re 5-years old! It’s really not the place or the time. You’re about 11 years early Picture Quote #1

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Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city’s. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open Picture Quote #1

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he’s good Picture Quote #1

I’m still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that’s fun Picture Quote #1

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there’s a million pitches Picture Quote #1

When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story Picture Quote #1

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it’s not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years Picture Quote #1

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder Picture Quote #1

Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible Picture Quote #1

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It’s the American way. There’s really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century Picture Quote #1

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators Picture Quote #1

I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time (David Spade Quotes) My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can’t do that anymore (David Spade Quotes) There’s always something funny about men chasing women (David Spade Quotes) I’m always making fun of myself and my friends (David Spade Quotes) To be famous and broke is hard (David Spade Quotes) Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise (David Spade Quotes) I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh (David Spade Quotes) I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain’t nobody gonna hear you! (David Spade Quotes) In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. (David Spade Quotes) Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’ (David Spade Quotes) People come and go around you, but you’re never the one getting the big stuff. I like that. (David Spade Quotes) I’m a gentleman and I was always taught it’s rude, to talk about a woman’s age or weight unless you are breaking up with her. (David Spade Quotes) It wasn’t a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It’s like calling me an American. (David Spade Quotes) Horrible date all through high school and college. Here’s an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it! (David Spade Quotes) My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends. (David Spade Quotes) It’s just easier to make fun and cut down. It’s kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you’re going to say, it can be cruel and funny. (David Spade Quotes) No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it’s too weird to sleep in too late. (David Spade Quotes) Don’t make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they’re 5-years old! It’s really not the place or the time. You’re about 11 years early. (David Spade Quotes) Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city’s. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open. (David Spade Quotes) Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he’s good. (David Spade Quotes) I’m still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that’s fun (David Spade Quotes) There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there’s a million pitches. (David Spade Quotes) When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story. (David Spade Quotes) On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week (David Spade Quotes) Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it’s not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years (David Spade Quotes) I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder (David Spade Quotes) Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible (David Spade Quotes) Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It’s the American way. There’s really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century. (David Spade Quotes) My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators (David Spade Quotes) I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose (David Spade Quotes)

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