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David Walliams Quotes

All human life can be found in an airport Picture Quote #1

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things Picture Quote #1

I haven’t traditionally been a family entertainer Picture Quote #1

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it Picture Quote #1

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable Picture Quote #1

It’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness Picture Quote #1

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I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work Picture Quote #1

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for Picture Quote #1

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening Picture Quote #1

I can’t see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism Picture Quote #1

Children’s books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I’m a children’s writer myself Picture Quote #1

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man Picture Quote #1

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I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football Picture Quote #1

I don’t think comedy is necessarily an attack. It’s finding humour in life. I don’t think if you’re making a joke about something you’re automatically demeaning it Picture Quote #1

I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn’t that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that’s when your creativity is developed, when you’re young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to Picture Quote #1

I haven’t put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end Picture Quote #1

I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can’t wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like? Picture Quote #1

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I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it’s over in two minutes. When you write a book the characters have to have a bit of emotional depth Picture Quote #1

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you’re fat, running is a pain. I’m not really built for running Picture Quote #1

It’s easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I’ve always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland Picture Quote #1

People think writing a children’s book is something you could do in an afternoon but it’s actually really hard Picture Quote #1

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life Picture Quote #1

There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process Picture Quote #1

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We sort of expect to see men in women’s clothes. It’s part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly Picture Quote #1

I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll Picture Quote #1

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you’re just wasting your time Picture Quote #1

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All human life can be found in an airport (David Walliams Quotes) We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things (David Walliams Quotes) I haven’t traditionally been a family entertainer (David Walliams Quotes) I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it (David Walliams Quotes) I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable (David Walliams Quotes) It’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness (David Walliams Quotes) I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work (David Walliams Quotes) The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I'd say a food mixer. I've never used it, I don't really know what they're for (David Walliams Quotes) When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening (David Walliams Quotes) I can’t see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism (David Walliams Quotes) Children’s books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I’m a children’s writer myself (David Walliams Quotes) Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man (David Walliams Quotes) I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful (David Walliams Quotes) I don’t have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football (David Walliams Quotes) I don’t think comedy is necessarily an attack. It’s finding humour in life. I don’t think if you’re making a joke about something you’re automatically demeaning it (David Walliams Quotes) I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn’t that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that’s when your creativity is developed, when you’re young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to (David Walliams Quotes) I haven’t put much effort into my personal life and blithely believe it will turn out all right in the end (David Walliams Quotes) I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can’t wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like? (David Walliams Quotes) I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it’s over in two minutes. When you write a book the characters have to have a bit of emotional depth (David Walliams Quotes) I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you’re fat, running is a pain. I’m not really built for running (David Walliams Quotes) It’s easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I’ve always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland (David Walliams Quotes) People think writing a children’s book is something you could do in an afternoon but it’s actually really hard (David Walliams Quotes) Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life (David Walliams Quotes) There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process (David Walliams Quotes) We sort of expect to see men in women’s clothes. It’s part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly (David Walliams Quotes) I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll (David Walliams Quotes) All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you’re just wasting your time (David Walliams Quotes)

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