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David Wong Quotes

Of all the dogs I’ve known in my life, I’ve never seen a better driver Picture Quote #1

The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you can call because you’re not popular enough to have friends, not rich enough to have employees, and not powerful enough to have lackeys. It is a very distinct cocktail of impotence, loneliness and a sudden stark assessment of your non-worth to society? Enturdment? Picture Quote #1

... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it’s out. Forever Picture Quote #1

Which would prove I’m a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people I love? Picture Quote #1

I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult? Could a man do it without a lot of practice? Picture Quote #1

There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they’re standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe? Picture Quote #1

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Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies Picture Quote #1

Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him Picture Quote #1

Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they’re the ones who are the most scared of their dark side. Always going too far the other way, fighting for the Lord, often just because it gives them an excuse to fight Picture Quote #1

When a man plans, a woman laughs Picture Quote #1

Cynicism does not cause inaction Picture Quote #1

Kittens will make your sad go away Picture Quote #1

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That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That’s what makes a person a dumbass, folks Picture Quote #1

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them Picture Quote #1

You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud Picture Quote #1

All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and you’ll probably be alone Picture Quote #1

I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can’t do it. Can’t live in the same universe with that Picture Quote #1

Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing Picture Quote #1

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War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down Picture Quote #1

Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway Picture Quote #1

You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man Picture Quote #1

Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back Picture Quote #1

What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we’re being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters around the next corner ready to tear us apart, we would literally prefer to be right about the monsters, than to be shown to be wrong in the eyes of others and made to look foolish Picture Quote #1

Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don’t? Picture Quote #1

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Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns Picture Quote #1

If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? Picture Quote #1

They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring Picture Quote #1

Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead Picture Quote #1

To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was mentally counting to see if he had that many shells left in the gun Picture Quote #1

No, I don’t, like, play an instrument or anything.I’m just... well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and died Picture Quote #1

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Of all the dogs I’ve known in my life, I’ve never seen a better driver (David Wong Quotes) The English language needs a word for that feeling you get when you badly need help, but there is no one you can call because you’re not popular enough to have friends, not rich enough to have employees, and not powerful enough to have lackeys. It is a very distinct cocktail of impotence, loneliness and a sudden stark assessment of your non-worth to society? Enturdment? (David Wong Quotes) ... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it’s out. Forever (David Wong Quotes) Which would prove I’m a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people I love? (David Wong Quotes) I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult? Could a man do it without a lot of practice? (David Wong Quotes) There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they’re standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe? (David Wong Quotes) Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies (David Wong Quotes) Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him (David Wong Quotes) Guys like him, the ones who grip the Bible so tight they leave fingernail grooves, they’re the ones who are the most scared of their dark side. Always going too far the other way, fighting for the Lord, often just because it gives them an excuse to fight (David Wong Quotes) When a man plans, a woman laughs (David Wong Quotes) Cynicism does not cause inaction (David Wong Quotes) Kittens will make your sad go away (David Wong Quotes) That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That’s what makes a person a dumbass, folks (David Wong Quotes) But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them (David Wong Quotes) You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud (David Wong Quotes) All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us from the fact that at the end, you’ll die, and you’ll probably be alone (David Wong Quotes) I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can’t do it. Can’t live in the same universe with that (David Wong Quotes) Children die every day because millions of us tell ourselves that caring is just as good as doing (David Wong Quotes) War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down (David Wong Quotes) Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway (David Wong Quotes) You’re the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man (David Wong Quotes) Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back (David Wong Quotes) What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we’re being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters around the next corner ready to tear us apart, we would literally prefer to be right about the monsters, than to be shown to be wrong in the eyes of others and made to look foolish (David Wong Quotes) Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don’t? (David Wong Quotes) Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns (David Wong Quotes) If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? (David Wong Quotes) They came looking for dark and terrible revelations and instead found out something even more dark and terrible: that their lives were trite and boring (David Wong Quotes) Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead (David Wong Quotes) To this day I don’t know if he was struggling with the moral implications of gunning down half a dozen civilians, or if he was mentally counting to see if he had that many shells left in the gun (David Wong Quotes) No, I don’t, like, play an instrument or anything.I’m just... well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that fell down and died (David Wong Quotes)

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