Dear Mosquito, next time suck my fat, not my blood, Ok?

Dear Mosquito, next time suck my fat, not my blood, Ok?

Dear Mosquito,

Next time you decide to feast on my blood, how about you suck my fat instead? I mean, come on, I have plenty to spare. It seems like every time I step outside, you are there waiting to make a meal out of me. But instead of draining my blood, why not go for the fat? Trust me, there is plenty of it to go around.

I have always struggled with my weight, constantly battling the bulge and trying to shed those extra pounds. So, if you are looking for a tasty treat, my fat is the way to go. It’s like a buffet just waiting for you to indulge in. And let’s be honest, it’s not like I need it anyway.

But seriously, mosquitoes are not only annoying, but they can also be dangerous. They carry diseases like malaria, dengue fever, and Zika virus, just to name a few. So, if you are going to suck something out of me, why not go for the fat instead of potentially infecting me with a deadly illness?

I know that mosquitoes are just doing what they do best – feeding on blood to survive. But if they could just switch things up a bit and go for the fat instead, maybe we could all live in harmony. I wouldn’t have to worry about getting bitten, and they would still get their fill of nutrients.

So, dear mosquito, next time you are buzzing around looking for a meal, remember my offer. Skip the blood and go straight for the fat. It’s a win-win situation for both of us. And who knows, maybe we can even become friends in the process.

Sincerely,
Someone who is tired of being a mosquito’s favorite snack.