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Deep Thought Quotes

One should express his viewpoint regarding what he performed in his country and in a vast part of the world with great respect and deep thought Picture Quote #1

I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it Picture Quote #1

We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap? Picture Quote #1

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it Picture Quote #1

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man Picture Quote #1

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex Picture Quote #1

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The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking Picture Quote #1

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth Picture Quote #1

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin Picture Quote #1

Once someone’s hurt you, it’s harder to relax around them, harder to think of them as safe to love. But it doesn’t stop you from wanting them Picture Quote #1

So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find someone to worship Picture Quote #1

When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch Picture Quote #1

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence Picture Quote #1

In the uttermost meaning of the words, thought is devout, and devotion is thought. Deep calls unto deep Picture Quote #1

I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed Picture Quote #1

Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn’t kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger Picture Quote #1

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they’re gone, man. They’re gone Picture Quote #1

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling Picture Quote #1

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If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them Picture Quote #1

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad Picture Quote #1

I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals Picture Quote #1

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see Picture Quote #1

I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain the makes you want to study the brain Picture Quote #1

I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat as much Picture Quote #1

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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges Picture Quote #1

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality Picture Quote #1

Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again Picture Quote #1

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight Picture Quote #1

Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books Picture Quote #1

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching Picture Quote #1

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One should express his viewpoint regarding what he performed in his country and in a vast part of the world with great respect and deep thought (Deep Thought Quotes) I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it (Deep Thought Quotes) We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap? (Deep Thought Quotes) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it (Deep Thought Quotes) It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man (Deep Thought Quotes) I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex (Deep Thought Quotes) The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking (Deep Thought Quotes) When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth (Deep Thought Quotes) The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin (Deep Thought Quotes) Once someone’s hurt you, it’s harder to relax around them, harder to think of them as safe to love. But it doesn’t stop you from wanting them (Deep Thought Quotes) So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find someone to worship (Deep Thought Quotes) When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch (Deep Thought Quotes) The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence (Deep Thought Quotes) In the uttermost meaning of the words, thought is devout, and devotion is thought. Deep calls unto deep (Deep Thought Quotes) I’m a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed (Deep Thought Quotes) Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn’t kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger (Deep Thought Quotes) If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they’re gone, man. They’re gone (Deep Thought Quotes) Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling (Deep Thought Quotes) If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them (Deep Thought Quotes) To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad (Deep Thought Quotes) I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals (Deep Thought Quotes) Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see (Deep Thought Quotes) I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain the makes you want to study the brain (Deep Thought Quotes) I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat as much (Deep Thought Quotes) When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges (Deep Thought Quotes) I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality (Deep Thought Quotes) Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again (Deep Thought Quotes) It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight (Deep Thought Quotes) Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books (Deep Thought Quotes) I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching (Deep Thought Quotes)

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