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Denis Norden Quotes

Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good - we want it Tuesday Picture Quote #1

You know you’re getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D Picture Quote #1

And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny - and you have no way of finding out Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May Picture Quote #1

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny Picture Quote #1

And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny - and you have no way of finding out Picture Quote #1

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Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid Picture Quote #1

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days Picture Quote #1

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? Picture Quote #1

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten Picture Quote #1

Then after that came word processors and it’s hard to make those laugh Picture Quote #1

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn’t show it Picture Quote #1

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And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn’t work then you’ve got to the whole root of comedy Picture Quote #1

He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet Picture Quote #1

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up Picture Quote #1

It’s like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it’s remembered Picture Quote #1

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car Picture Quote #1

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Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good - we want it Tuesday (Denis Norden Quotes) You know you’re getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. (Denis Norden Quotes) And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny - and you have no way of finding out. (Denis Norden Quotes) It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May (Denis Norden Quotes) I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny (Denis Norden Quotes) And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny - and you have no way of finding out (Denis Norden Quotes) Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid (Denis Norden Quotes) I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days (Denis Norden Quotes) What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? (Denis Norden Quotes) A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten (Denis Norden Quotes) Then after that came word processors and it’s hard to make those laugh (Denis Norden Quotes) If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn’t show it (Denis Norden Quotes) And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn’t work then you’ve got to the whole root of comedy (Denis Norden Quotes) He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet (Denis Norden Quotes) The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up (Denis Norden Quotes) It’s like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it’s remembered (Denis Norden Quotes) There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car (Denis Norden Quotes)