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Designated Hitter Quotes

The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws Picture Quote #1

Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters Picture Quote #1

I don’t like the designated hitter. A guy who plays should be able to catch and hit Picture Quote #1

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball Picture Quote #1

Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can’t go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family’s mental health Picture Quote #1

What had I expected of the first child? Everything. Rocket scientist. Neurosurgeon. Designated hitter. We talked wisely at cocktail parties about the sad mistake our mothers had made in pinning all their hopes and dreams on us. We were full of it Picture Quote #1

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The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws (Designated Hitter Quotes) Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters (Designated Hitter Quotes) I don’t like the designated hitter. A guy who plays should be able to catch and hit (Designated Hitter Quotes) I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball (Designated Hitter Quotes) Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can’t go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family’s mental health (Designated Hitter Quotes) What had I expected of the first child? Everything. Rocket scientist. Neurosurgeon. Designated hitter. We talked wisely at cocktail parties about the sad mistake our mothers had made in pinning all their hopes and dreams on us. We were full of it (Designated Hitter Quotes)