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Diapers Quotes

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers Picture Quote #1

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing Picture Quote #1

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food Picture Quote #1

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce Picture Quote #1

Real men change diapers! Picture Quote #1

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason Picture Quote #1

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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers Picture Quote #1

No one likes change... but babies in diapers Picture Quote #1

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it Picture Quote #1

Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never arguing over the timing of an egg, never telling the same story twice Picture Quote #1

I know you’ll be the kind of dad who’ll change our baby’s diapers, and the kind of husband who’ll someday change mine Picture Quote #1

Literature simply becomes richer after you’ve been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers Picture Quote #1

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Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there’s hope for the next generation Picture Quote #1

As we have seen again and again, when Amazon doesn’t get the economic conditions from suppliers that it seeks, it simply goes its own way. In the book business, that has meant publishing its own titles under the various Kindle imprints. Now it’s making diapers Picture Quote #1

At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He’d run out of diapers. He’d run out of medicine. His baby was sick. The guy’s saying, ‘Help me! Take my baby.’ What could I do? That’s the definition of helpless Picture Quote #1

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something Picture Quote #1

There’s no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me Picture Quote #1

I’ve dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers Picture Quote #1

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I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn’t care if I was doing an ad for toilet paper or diapers, I just really wanted to allow myself to go to school, to go to university without waitressing, because when I’m in a school environment I just really like to study and have the best grades and learn as much as I can Picture Quote #1

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don’t use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own Picture Quote #1

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot Picture Quote #1

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! Picture Quote #1

Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces Picture Quote #1

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me Picture Quote #1

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When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left Picture Quote #1

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all Picture Quote #1

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused Picture Quote #1

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first Picture Quote #1

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn’t have to Picture Quote #1

Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn’t like my life, I could just give up and die. She reminded me that when I was inside her, I told her that I wanted to be born, so she delivered me, breastfed me and changed my diapers. She said that I had to be brave Picture Quote #1

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The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers (Diapers Quotes) Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing (Diapers Quotes) Diapers do not belong on the same table as food (Diapers Quotes) Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce (Diapers Quotes) Real men change diapers! (Diapers Quotes) Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason (Diapers Quotes) I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers (Diapers Quotes) No one likes change... but babies in diapers (Diapers Quotes) I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. Love it. (Diapers Quotes) Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never arguing over the timing of an egg, never telling the same story twice.... (Diapers Quotes) I know you’ll be the kind of dad who’ll change our baby’s diapers, and the kind of husband who’ll someday change mine (Diapers Quotes) Literature simply becomes richer after you’ve been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers (Diapers Quotes) Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there’s hope for the next generation (Diapers Quotes) As we have seen again and again, when Amazon doesn’t get the economic conditions from suppliers that it seeks, it simply goes its own way. In the book business, that has meant publishing its own titles under the various Kindle imprints. Now it’s making diapers. (Diapers Quotes) At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He’d run out of diapers. He’d run out of medicine. His baby was sick. The guy’s saying, ‘Help me! Take my baby.’ What could I do? That’s the definition of helpless. (Diapers Quotes) Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something. (Diapers Quotes) There’s no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me. (Diapers Quotes) I’ve dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers (Diapers Quotes) I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn’t care if I was doing an ad for toilet paper or diapers, I just really wanted to allow myself to go to school, to go to university without waitressing, because when I’m in a school environment I just really like to study and have the best grades and learn as much as I can. (Diapers Quotes) I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don’t use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own. (Diapers Quotes) In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot. (Diapers Quotes) You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, ‘holds 6-12 pounds’ they’re not kidding! (Diapers Quotes) Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. (Diapers Quotes) I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me (Diapers Quotes) When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left (Diapers Quotes) With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all (Diapers Quotes) If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused (Diapers Quotes) What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first (Diapers Quotes) Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn’t have to (Diapers Quotes) Never complain. When I did, my mother said that if I didn’t like my life, I could just give up and die. She reminded me that when I was inside her, I told her that I wanted to be born, so she delivered me, breastfed me and changed my diapers. She said that I had to be brave (Diapers Quotes)

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