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Dick Gregory Quotes

I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’ Picture Quote #1

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps Picture Quote #1

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark Picture Quote #1

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that’s good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born Picture Quote #1

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don’t eat, I don’t drink, I don’t talk Picture Quote #1

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom Picture Quote #1

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I’m looking for the crack in the fabric Picture Quote #1

When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn’t no 24-hour news Picture Quote #1

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death Picture Quote #1

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can’t be all that bad Picture Quote #1

I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so, than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we was in Mississippi Picture Quote #1

I go to Chinese Christian community. Jesus looks Chinese. I go to Japanese Christian community. Jesus looks Japanese. I go to Brazilian Christian community. Jesus looks Brazilian. How come in America Jesus looks white? Picture Quote #1

At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own Picture Quote #1

Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up? Picture Quote #1

White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he’s a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon! Picture Quote #1

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet Picture Quote #1

Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn’t beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn’t Give me education or give me death Picture Quote #1

Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country Picture Quote #1

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot Picture Quote #1

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark Picture Quote #1

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them Picture Quote #1

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps Picture Quote #1

When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn’t no 24-hour news Picture Quote #1

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death Picture Quote #1

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it’s a sport Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t a race. It’s a relay Picture Quote #1

The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone Picture Quote #1

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old Picture Quote #1

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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’ (Dick Gregory Quotes) When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. (Dick Gregory Quotes) If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that’s good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don’t eat, I don’t drink, I don’t talk. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I’m looking for the crack in the fabric. (Dick Gregory Quotes) When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn’t no 24-hour news. (Dick Gregory Quotes) You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X. (Dick Gregory Quotes) My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can’t be all that bad. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so, than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we was in Mississippi. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I go to Chinese Christian community. Jesus looks Chinese. I go to Japanese Christian community. Jesus looks Japanese. I go to Brazilian Christian community. Jesus looks Brazilian. How come in America Jesus looks white? (Dick Gregory Quotes) At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it up? (Dick Gregory Quotes) White folks are the luckiest people: Finally a black president and he’s a behaved one. Went to the best schools, best colleges, never raises his voice. I ran for president in 1968. I tell (audiences) if I won, I would have dug up the Rose Garden and planted watermelon! (Dick Gregory Quotes) America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn’t beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn’t Give me education or give me death. (Dick Gregory Quotes) Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I wouldn’t mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country (Dick Gregory Quotes) Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. (Dick Gregory Quotes) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark (Dick Gregory Quotes) When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them (Dick Gregory Quotes) When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps (Dick Gregory Quotes) When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn’t no 24-hour news (Dick Gregory Quotes) My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death (Dick Gregory Quotes) In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it’s a sport (Dick Gregory Quotes) Life isn’t a race. It’s a relay (Dick Gregory Quotes) The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone (Dick Gregory Quotes) Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old (Dick Gregory Quotes)

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