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Dick Quotes

Why? Why? Why does he have to have a small dick?

Don't be a dick, just be nice. it's that easy Picture Quote #1

Intuition. I could be wrong, but something tells me your new stepfather is a dick Picture Quote #1

I may be sensitive but your're still a dick and that's not okay Picture Quote #1

A better bible. Don’t be a dick. God Picture Quote #1

Cop couldn't find his own dick with two hands and a map Picture Quote #1

You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show Picture Quote #1

If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier? Picture Quote #1

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered Picture Quote #1

I think I have a dick in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs Picture Quote #1

I’m an atheist, not to be a dick, but just cause it seems like the most likely scenario Picture Quote #1

An optimist is someone who goes after moby dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him Picture Quote #1

Why couldn't I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that's why Picture Quote #1

I don't care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick Picture Quote #1

Dick Enberg is still around and still being as good as he ever was Picture Quote #1

The sun comes up and so does your dick. Cause at heart your dick’s a farmer! Picture Quote #1

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability Picture Quote #1

Some things are the same wherever you go. Like, if it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick Picture Quote #1

And yes I’m living slick and my pockets are thick, I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick Picture Quote #1

Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up Picture Quote #1

When in doubt, go for the dick joke Picture Quote #1

My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it Picture Quote #1

The Dick, Jane, and Spot primers have gone to that bookshelf in the sky. I have, in some ways, a tender feeling toward them, so I think it’s for the best Picture Quote #1

I’m way more American than George Bush and Dick Cheney Picture Quote #1

Doesn’t matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick Picture Quote #1

This may sound a little improper, but when the Vice President and I are alone it's Colin and Dick Picture Quote #1

Dick Cheney... and that's all I've gotta say Picture Quote #1

You have a real talent for milking a dick joke Picture Quote #1

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He’s welcomed to anybody’s bar mitzvah Picture Quote #1

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Why? Why? Why does he have to have a small dick?" I really like him (Dick Quotes) Don't be a dick, just be nice. it's that easy (Dick Quotes) Intuition. I could be wrong, but something tells me your new stepfather is a dick (Dick Quotes) I may be sensitive but your're still a dick and that's not okay (Dick Quotes) A better bible. Don’t be a dick. God (Dick Quotes) Cop couldn't find his own dick with two hands and a map (Dick Quotes) You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show (Dick Quotes) If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard (Dick Quotes) Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier? (Dick Quotes) Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered (Dick Quotes) I think I have a dick in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs (Dick Quotes) I’m an atheist, not to be a dick, but just cause it seems like the most likely scenario (Dick Quotes) An optimist is someone who goes after moby dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him (Dick Quotes) Why couldn't I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that's why (Dick Quotes) I don't care if you have a small dick, as long as you know how to use that stick (Dick Quotes) Dick Enberg is still around and still being as good as he ever was (Dick Quotes) The sun comes up and so does your dick. Cause at heart your dick’s a farmer! (Dick Quotes) Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability (Dick Quotes) Some things are the same wherever you go. Like, if it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick (Dick Quotes) And yes I’m living slick and my pockets are thick, I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick (Dick Quotes) Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up (Dick Quotes) When in doubt, go for the dick joke (Dick Quotes) My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it. (Dick Quotes) The Dick, Jane, and Spot primers have gone to that bookshelf in the sky. I have, in some ways, a tender feeling toward them, so I think it’s for the best (Dick Quotes) I’m way more American than George Bush and Dick Cheney (Dick Quotes) Doesn’t matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick (Dick Quotes) This may sound a little improper, but when the Vice President and I are alone it's Colin and Dick (Dick Quotes) Dick Cheney... and that's all I've gotta say (Dick Quotes) You have a real talent for milking a dick joke (Dick Quotes) Man, Dick Dale shreds. He’s welcomed to anybody’s bar mitzvah (Dick Quotes)

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