Dick Quotes
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Its very strange, said Mr. Dick that I never can get that quite right; I never can make that perfectly clear (Dick Quotes)
I’m not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me (Dick Quotes)
I’m just doing me and you can never understand it. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowing like a slit wrist no bandage (Dick Quotes)
As it has been told to me, my Dad had some kind of deal with Dick Clark. But when we got here, that fell through. So we were out here with no job, no furniture, no food (Dick Quotes)
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, ‘I’ve got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.’ Yeah, that’s always the sign of a man in good health, isn’t it? (Dick Quotes)
I’m in total sympathy with Dick Smith’s sentiments; I only wish there were grounds for saying we Australians would never tolerate such appalling treatment of refugees being carried out in our name (Dick Quotes)
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers (Dick Quotes)
I was raised - professionally - in the Public Integrity Section. I started in 1976, stayed there for 12 years. It was formed after Watergate by then-head of the Criminal Division Dick Thornburgh, who ultimately became Attorney General. (Dick Quotes)
What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots (Dick Quotes)
Besides all those whaling details, Moby Dick is about someone who’s looking for something so huge, something they’ve wanted all their life, yet they know when they find it, it will kill them (Dick Quotes)
Coming up as a kid, I played middle linebacker and I was very bow - legged, and I wanted to be like the legendary Dick Butkus (Dick Quotes)
If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he’d look like Dick Cheney (Dick Quotes)
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken (Dick Quotes)
I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great job of providing a nice blend of comedy, wit and class (Dick Quotes)
Messy females talk noise, stupid hoes chase boys, ignorant tricks follow dick and bad bitches get rich (Dick Quotes)
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon (Dick Quotes)
When I read the ‘Dick and Jane’ stories, I thought they were afraid they might forget each other’s names because they always said each other’s names - a lot. So if Jane didn’t see the dog, Dick would say, ‘Look Jane, look. There is the dog next to Sally, Jane. The dog is also next to mother, Jane. The dog is next to father, Jane.’ (Dick Quotes)
Do freshman philosophy classes nowadays debate updated versions of the age-old questions? Like, how could a merciful God allow AIDS, childhood cancers, tsunamis and Dick Cheney? (Dick Quotes)
Dick Cheney and Al Gore have redefined the role of the vice president in the minds of the public. It should be a big job, beyond simply checking the health status of the president. (Dick Quotes)
Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass (Dick Quotes)