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Dirty Quotes

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty Picture Quote #1

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It’s nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts Picture Quote #1

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell Picture Quote #1

Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty. I’ve done it all. I’ve worked as a clown, literally, at children’s parties Picture Quote #1

You have to get your hands dirty. You’ve got to really deliver the goods, and when you do, you can get something really special Picture Quote #1

The dead don’t desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one.-Kenshin to Eiji Picture Quote #1

I don’t like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don’t have a phobia of dirt. I’m just not keen on it. I don’t really like dirty people or houses or smelly things Picture Quote #1

Originality is definitely missing from EDM. There are people looking for it and exploring but I feel it’s so big now it is just getting milked. House music is losing all its melody as it becomes more about how dirty the drop is and how energetic it is. It loses touch with what music really is Picture Quote #1

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they’re the happiest people I know Picture Quote #1

I’ve been on jobs where there’s that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line Picture Quote #1

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site Picture Quote #1

Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse Picture Quote #1

Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke Picture Quote #1

I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture Picture Quote #1

And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written Picture Quote #1

There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard Picture Quote #1

The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, then it evolved into social commentary Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don’t understand wanting to read about other people’s dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself Picture Quote #1

Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears Picture Quote #1

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It’s interesting when people die, gives us dirty laundry Picture Quote #1

My solo album is different from the Black Eyed Peas albums because I’m a singer first and foremost. There are more ballads and more intimacy between me and the listener because sometimes when you’re in a group you don’t have space to air out your dirty laundry Picture Quote #1

In my caterpillar experience, a man’s weakness always lies in their past, where all their dirty laundry is buried, he sighs cheeringly Picture Quote #1

Dad was a writer down to his cells, and he loved metaphors. Everything was a metaphor. Your dirty laundry could be one. Unexpected encounters with dog shit, definitely Picture Quote #1

Now I don’t know if you realize it, but the film industry’s a small world. It’s like living in a tenement at one end of a back alley. Not only do you see everybody’s dirty laundry, but once rumors start, you can’t stop ‘em Picture Quote #1

Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may be - certainly won’t be pretty. But trust isn’t earned by showing off only your Sunday best. The dirty laundry has to be aired, too Picture Quote #1

I pulled a dirty black sweatshirt from the laundry basket on my son’s floor and tried to drink in his scent, to savor the essence of my sweet boy. I inhaled it long and hard, wanting to permanently implant all of him in my brain, to make him last forever Picture Quote #1

My life is like a trunk stuffed with dirty laundry. It contains more than enough material to drive any one human being to mental aberration - maybe two or three people’s worth? My sex life alone would do. It’s nothing I could talk about to anyone. No, I can’t go to a doctor. I have to solve this on my own Picture Quote #1

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Motivational Quotes

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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty (Dirty Quotes) My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It’s nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. (Dirty Quotes) The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. (Dirty Quotes) Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things. (Dirty Quotes) I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty. I’ve done it all. I’ve worked as a clown, literally, at children’s parties. (Dirty Quotes) You have to get your hands dirty. You’ve got to really deliver the goods, and when you do, you can get something really special. (Dirty Quotes) The dead don’t desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one.-Kenshin to Eiji (Dirty Quotes) I don’t like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don’t have a phobia of dirt. I’m just not keen on it. I don’t really like dirty people or houses or smelly things. (Dirty Quotes) Originality is definitely missing from EDM. There are people looking for it and exploring but I feel it’s so big now it is just getting milked. House music is losing all its melody as it becomes more about how dirty the drop is and how energetic it is. It loses touch with what music really is. (Dirty Quotes) People with dirty jobs are happier than you think. As a group, they’re the happiest people I know. (Dirty Quotes) I’ve been on jobs where there’s that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour. (Dirty Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. (Dirty Quotes) I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line. (Dirty Quotes) The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site. (Dirty Quotes) Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.... (Dirty Quotes) Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke. (Dirty Quotes) I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture. (Dirty Quotes) And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written. (Dirty Quotes) There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard. (Dirty Quotes) The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, then it evolved into social commentary. (Dirty Quotes) I’m kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don’t understand wanting to read about other people’s dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself. (Dirty Quotes) Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears (Dirty Quotes) The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It’s interesting when people die, gives us dirty laundry. (Dirty Quotes) My solo album is different from the Black Eyed Peas albums because I’m a singer first and foremost. There are more ballads and more intimacy between me and the listener because sometimes when you’re in a group you don’t have space to air out your dirty laundry. (Dirty Quotes) In my caterpillar experience, a man’s weakness always lies in their past, where all their dirty laundry is buried, he sighs cheeringly. (Dirty Quotes) Dad was a writer down to his cells, and he loved metaphors. Everything was a metaphor. Your dirty laundry could be one. Unexpected encounters with dog shit, definitely. (Dirty Quotes) Now I don’t know if you realize it, but the film industry’s a small world. It’s like living in a tenement at one end of a back alley. Not only do you see everybody’s dirty laundry, but once rumors start, you can’t stop ‘em. (Dirty Quotes) Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may be - certainly won’t be pretty. But trust isn’t earned by showing off only your Sunday best. The dirty laundry has to be aired, too. (Dirty Quotes) I pulled a dirty black sweatshirt from the laundry basket on my son’s floor and tried to drink in his scent, to savor the essence of my sweet boy. I inhaled it long and hard, wanting to permanently implant all of him in my brain, to make him last forever. (Dirty Quotes) My life is like a trunk stuffed with dirty laundry. It contains more than enough material to drive any one human being to mental aberration - maybe two or three people’s worth? My sex life alone would do. It’s nothing I could talk about to anyone. No, I can’t go to a doctor. I have to solve this on my own. (Dirty Quotes)

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