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Dog Training Quotes

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog Picture Quote #1

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you Picture Quote #1

Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don’t go there Picture Quote #1

As you get better and better working out, there’s no one who can keep up with you running. If you don’t have a good dog, it’s going to be the most lonesome training camp you’ll ever have Picture Quote #1

It is very easy to forget how much of a pain training is when you have a dog for so long, but trust me, it’s not as easy and quick as we all hope Picture Quote #1

When I’m training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He’s my buddy, and I want to make training fun Picture Quote #1

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And not only did he learn by experience, but instincts long dead became alive again. The domesticated generations fell from him. In vague ways he remembered back to the youth of the breed, to the time the wild dogs ranged in packs through the primeval forest and killed their meat as they ran it down Picture Quote #1

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn’t think of doing just for the family Picture Quote #1

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn’t listen to me. I still can’t get him to do nothing Picture Quote #1

All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I’ve adored them all Picture Quote #1

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It’s training the owner that takes longer Picture Quote #1

Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones Picture Quote #1

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When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it Picture Quote #1

I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I’ve had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my fault and most of the good ones would have been good under any circumstances Picture Quote #1

And then there’s the personal question so many of Lassie’s fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then, he’s the one who paid for it Picture Quote #1

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded Picture Quote #1

I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I’ll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I’ll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff Picture Quote #1

Dogs like to obey. It gives them security Picture Quote #1

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Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog Picture Quote #1

There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it Picture Quote #1

I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand Picture Quote #1

Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect Picture Quote #1

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs Picture Quote #1

Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm Picture Quote #1

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Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog (Dog Training Quotes) A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you (Dog Training Quotes) Training a dog, to me, is on a par with learning to dance with my wife or teaching my son to ski. These are fun things we do together. If anyone even talks about dominating the dog or hurting him or fighting him or punishing him, don’t go there. (Dog Training Quotes) As you get better and better working out, there’s no one who can keep up with you running. If you don’t have a good dog, it’s going to be the most lonesome training camp you’ll ever have. (Dog Training Quotes) It is very easy to forget how much of a pain training is when you have a dog for so long, but trust me, it’s not as easy and quick as we all hope. (Dog Training Quotes) When I’m training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He’s my buddy, and I want to make training fun. (Dog Training Quotes) And not only did he learn by experience, but instincts long dead became alive again. The domesticated generations fell from him. In vague ways he remembered back to the youth of the breed, to the time the wild dogs ranged in packs through the primeval forest and killed their meat as they ran it down. (Dog Training Quotes) Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn’t think of doing just for the family. (Dog Training Quotes) He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn’t listen to me. I still can’t get him to do nothing. (Dog Training Quotes) All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I’ve adored them all (Dog Training Quotes) I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It’s training the owner that takes longer. (Dog Training Quotes) Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones (Dog Training Quotes) When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it (Dog Training Quotes) I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I’ve had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my fault and most of the good ones would have been good under any circumstances (Dog Training Quotes) And then there’s the personal question so many of Lassie’s fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course he is-but, then, he’s the one who paid for it (Dog Training Quotes) I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded (Dog Training Quotes) I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I’ll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I’ll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff (Dog Training Quotes) Dogs like to obey. It gives them security (Dog Training Quotes) Yes, it will go through the disciplines that all puppies go through including house training and puppy walking, then at twelve month old it the training becomes a lot more rigorous which has to be done carefully otherwise you are in danger of stressing the dog (Dog Training Quotes) There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it (Dog Training Quotes) I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand (Dog Training Quotes) Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than love and respect (Dog Training Quotes) The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs (Dog Training Quotes) Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm (Dog Training Quotes)