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Don Rickles Quotes

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny Picture Quote #1

My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world Picture Quote #1

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones Picture Quote #1

I told jokes badly Picture Quote #1

I don’t do impressions Picture Quote #1

When I’m onstage, I’m acting Picture Quote #1

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If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance Picture Quote #1

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude Picture Quote #1

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude Picture Quote #1

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive Picture Quote #1

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich Picture Quote #1

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I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day Picture Quote #1

I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child Picture Quote #1

I don’t really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

Among my friends, I’m not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God Picture Quote #1

Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I’m a priest Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, ‘Hi Bob’ and I’d have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn’t let me ad-lib Picture Quote #1

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Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good Picture Quote #1

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst Picture Quote #1

When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying Picture Quote #1

I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there’s that Picture Quote #1

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket Picture Quote #1

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I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important Picture Quote #1

You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny Picture Quote #1

If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day Picture Quote #1

I’m always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that’s ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know Picture Quote #1

It’s tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great Picture Quote #1

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If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny (Don Rickles Quotes) My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. (Don Rickles Quotes) Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones (Don Rickles Quotes) I told jokes badly (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t do impressions (Don Rickles Quotes) When I’m onstage, I’m acting (Don Rickles Quotes) If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance (Don Rickles Quotes) You know what’s funny to me? Attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes) My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive (Don Rickles Quotes) Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich (Don Rickles Quotes) I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day (Don Rickles Quotes) I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes) Among my friends, I’m not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God (Don Rickles Quotes) Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I’m a priest (Don Rickles Quotes) Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, ‘Hi Bob’ and I’d have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn’t let me ad-lib. (Don Rickles Quotes) Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. (Don Rickles Quotes) I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game. (Don Rickles Quotes) I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst. (Don Rickles Quotes) When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying. (Don Rickles Quotes) I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there’s that. (Don Rickles Quotes) When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important. (Don Rickles Quotes) You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. (Don Rickles Quotes) If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day. (Don Rickles Quotes) I’m always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that’s ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know. (Don Rickles Quotes) It’s tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great. (Don Rickles Quotes)

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