Double Dating Quotes
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, ‘Marry him. You’ll double your wardrobe.’ (Double Dating Quotes)
I didn’t want to be short. I’ve tried to pretend that being a short guy didn’t matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women. (Double Dating Quotes)