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Doug Stanhope Quotes

Life’s temporary for a reason; it gets boring after a while Picture Quote #1

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it Picture Quote #1

If I die soon, don’t ever say I died too young Picture Quote #1

Sex is free fun for poor people Picture Quote #1

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate Picture Quote #1

If you’re in high-school and you’re not having fun, quit Picture Quote #1

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I’m gonna film my entire life and watch it later! Picture Quote #1

That’s why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get Picture Quote #1

Your instinct is your true God. Follow it Picture Quote #1

There’s a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit Picture Quote #1

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it Picture Quote #1

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless Picture Quote #1

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I’ve had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I’m glad I got a hooker last night Picture Quote #1

I’ve been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better Picture Quote #1

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds Picture Quote #1

Invent new drugs, that’s what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in Picture Quote #1

There’s only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs Picture Quote #1

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green Picture Quote #1

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I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it’s all hype and garbage, but you’re still really paranoid afterwards. It’s fun entertainment Picture Quote #1

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they’re idiots and college wasn’t going to help Picture Quote #1

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let’s try to speed it up... there are too many people Picture Quote #1

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn’t hold Picture Quote #1

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake Picture Quote #1

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead Picture Quote #1

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The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn’t quite happen Picture Quote #1

I don’t like life that much. It’s not that big a deal for me... I don’t want to know I have cancer till it’s visible to the naked eye Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job Picture Quote #1

Raccoons don’t need to do poppers in order to come while they’re having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area Picture Quote #1

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don’t wanna be applying for jobs at the mall Picture Quote #1

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it Picture Quote #1

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Life’s temporary for a reason; it gets boring after a while (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it (Doug Stanhope Quotes) If I die soon, don’t ever say I died too young (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Sex is free fun for poor people (Doug Stanhope Quotes) People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate (Doug Stanhope Quotes) If you’re in high-school and you’re not having fun, quit (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I’m gonna film my entire life and watch it later! (Doug Stanhope Quotes) That’s why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Your instinct is your true God. Follow it. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) There’s a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I’ve had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I’m glad I got a hooker last night. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I’ve been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better (Doug Stanhope Quotes) The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Invent new drugs, that’s what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) There’s only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it’s all hype and garbage, but you’re still really paranoid afterwards. It’s fun entertainment. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they’re idiots and college wasn’t going to help. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let’s try to speed it up... there are too many people. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn’t hold (Doug Stanhope Quotes) The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn’t quite happen. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I don’t like life that much. It’s not that big a deal for me... I don’t want to know I have cancer till it’s visible to the naked eye. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I couldn’t be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Raccoons don’t need to do poppers in order to come while they’re having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don’t wanna be applying for jobs at the mall. (Doug Stanhope Quotes) The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it. (Doug Stanhope Quotes)

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