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Douglas Adams Quotes

Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won’t engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. -Marvin Picture Quote #1

So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly?’ I asked. He looked at me as if I were stupid. ‘You die, of course. That’s what deadly means Picture Quote #1

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world’s about to end Picture Quote #1

Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression Picture Quote #1

If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing Picture Quote #1

Beauty doesn’t have to be about anything. What’s a vase about? What’s a sunset or a flower about? What, for that matter, is Mozart’s Twenty-third Piano Concerto about? Picture Quote #1

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For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two - and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was Picture Quote #1

There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end Picture Quote #1

So you can imagine what happens when a mainland species gets introduced to an island. It would be like introducing Al Capone, Genghis Khan and Rupert Murdoch into the Isle of Wight - the locals wouldn’t stand a chance Picture Quote #1

As a child, I was an active Christian. I used to love the school choir and remember the carol service as always such an emotional thing Picture Quote #1

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner Picture Quote #1

In an infinite Universe anything can happen, said Ford, Even survival. Strange but true Picture Quote #1

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I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end Picture Quote #1

He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball Picture Quote #1

Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy Picture Quote #1

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass Picture Quote #1

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn’t lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot Picture Quote #1

It’s unpleasantly like being drunk. What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water Picture Quote #1

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Mark Knopfler has an extraordinary ability to make a Schecter Custom Stratocaster hoot and sing like angels on a Saturday night, exhausted from being good all week and needing a stiff drink Picture Quote #1

Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards Picture Quote #1

For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there Picture Quote #1

Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to space Picture Quote #1

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place Picture Quote #1

You come to me for advice, but you can’t cope with anything you don’t recognize. Hmmm. So we’ll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh Well, business as usual , I suppose Picture Quote #1

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I think media are at their most interesting before anybody’s thought of calling them art, when people still think they’re just a load of junk Picture Quote #1

I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that’s it. The lifestyle doesn’t change Picture Quote #1

I briefly did therapy, but after a while, I realised it is just like a farmer complaining about the weather. You can’t fix the weather - you just have to get on with it Picture Quote #1

The books people are writing today, they’re too long. You get a little bit of plot, and then pages and pages of Creative Writing. They teach classes in how to do this. They should teach classes in how to stop! Picture Quote #1

Don’t spin your wheels and stress. Take a deep breath, center yourself and make a plan Picture Quote #1

After ten years of word processing, I can’t even do hand writing anymore Picture Quote #1

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Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won’t engulf my head, I can see by infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. -Marvin (Douglas Adams Quotes) So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly?’ I asked. He looked at me as if I were stupid. ‘You die, of course. That’s what deadly means (Douglas Adams Quotes) Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world’s about to end (Douglas Adams Quotes) Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression (Douglas Adams Quotes) If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing (Douglas Adams Quotes) Beauty doesn’t have to be about anything. What’s a vase about? What’s a sunset or a flower about? What, for that matter, is Mozart’s Twenty-third Piano Concerto about? (Douglas Adams Quotes) For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Forty-two - and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was (Douglas Adams Quotes) There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end (Douglas Adams Quotes) So you can imagine what happens when a mainland species gets introduced to an island. It would be like introducing Al Capone, Genghis Khan and Rupert Murdoch into the Isle of Wight - the locals wouldn’t stand a chance. (Douglas Adams Quotes) As a child, I was an active Christian. I used to love the school choir and remember the carol service as always such an emotional thing. (Douglas Adams Quotes) Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. (Douglas Adams Quotes) In an infinite Universe anything can happen, said Ford, Even survival. Strange but true. (Douglas Adams Quotes) I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end. (Douglas Adams Quotes) He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball (Douglas Adams Quotes) Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both time and space a good deal. At least being lost in space kept you busy. (Douglas Adams Quotes) You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass. (Douglas Adams Quotes) In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn’t lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. (Douglas Adams Quotes) It’s unpleasantly like being drunk. What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water. (Douglas Adams Quotes) Mark Knopfler has an extraordinary ability to make a Schecter Custom Stratocaster hoot and sing like angels on a Saturday night, exhausted from being good all week and needing a stiff drink. (Douglas Adams Quotes) Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards. (Douglas Adams Quotes) For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there. (Douglas Adams Quotes) Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to space. (Douglas Adams Quotes) The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place. (Douglas Adams Quotes) You come to me for advice, but you can’t cope with anything you don’t recognize. Hmmm. So we’ll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh Well, business as usual , I suppose. (Douglas Adams Quotes) I think media are at their most interesting before anybody’s thought of calling them art, when people still think they’re just a load of junk. (Douglas Adams Quotes) I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that’s it. The lifestyle doesn’t change. (Douglas Adams Quotes) I briefly did therapy, but after a while, I realised it is just like a farmer complaining about the weather. You can’t fix the weather - you just have to get on with it. (Douglas Adams Quotes) The books people are writing today, they’re too long. You get a little bit of plot, and then pages and pages of Creative Writing. They teach classes in how to do this. They should teach classes in how to stop! (Douglas Adams Quotes) Don’t spin your wheels and stress. Take a deep breath, center yourself and make a plan. (Douglas Adams Quotes) After ten years of word processing, I can’t even do hand writing anymore (Douglas Adams Quotes)

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