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... they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying (Douglas Adams Quotes)
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does (Douglas Adams Quotes)
My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees (Douglas Adams Quotes)
The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball (Douglas Adams Quotes)
He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it, which was true (Douglas Adams Quotes)
There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence (Douglas Adams Quotes)
There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole (Douglas Adams Quotes)
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch (Douglas Adams Quotes)
What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day (Douglas Adams Quotes)
For as long as he could remember, he’d suffered from a vague nagging feeling of being not all there (Douglas Adams Quotes)
In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal (Douglas Adams Quotes)
... and the renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right (Douglas Adams Quotes)
He didn’t know why he had become president of the galaxy, except that it seemed a fun thing to be (Douglas Adams Quotes)
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn’t lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot (Douglas Adams Quotes)
And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with digital watches (Douglas Adams Quotes)
We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying (Douglas Adams Quotes)
How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it? (Douglas Adams Quotes)
She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a tiny secret interior deadness which meant she didn’t care (Douglas Adams Quotes)
I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is (Douglas Adams Quotes)
For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and satisfied, drove on into the night (Douglas Adams Quotes)
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of (Douglas Adams Quotes)
We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is still technology? A good clue is if it comes with a manual (Douglas Adams Quotes)
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons (Douglas Adams Quotes)
God is no longer an explanation of anything, but has instead become something that would itself need an insurmountable amount of explaining (Douglas Adams Quotes)
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change (Douglas Adams Quotes)
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them (Douglas Adams Quotes)
Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do (Douglas Adams Quotes)
You can’t possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you’re a fool (Douglas Adams Quotes)
For millions of years, on average, one species became extinct every century... We are now heaving more than a thousand different species of animals and plants off the planet every year (Douglas Adams Quotes)
The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along (Douglas Adams Quotes)