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Dov Davidoff Quotes

If you’re an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron Picture Quote #1

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn’t gay. Whew. Close one Picture Quote #1

It’s a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant Picture Quote #1

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school Picture Quote #1

If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity Picture Quote #1

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny Picture Quote #1

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Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn’t really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, ‘You had the last leg.’ I was like, ‘You’re gay Picture Quote #1

People who say life is precious don’t spend much time on line at the airport Picture Quote #1

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment Picture Quote #1

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I’ll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you Picture Quote #1

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties Picture Quote #1

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We’re born alone and we die alone. So in between, let’s spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out Picture Quote #1

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don’t take fatherhood very seriously Picture Quote #1

It’s difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage Picture Quote #1

You can’t fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people Picture Quote #1

When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face Picture Quote #1

The language of love may be universal, but it’s not one of the options on an ATM machine Picture Quote #1

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Fountains are more romantic when you don’t hate the person you’re with Picture Quote #1

You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they’re a transvestite Picture Quote #1

Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move Picture Quote #1

Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it Picture Quote #1

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It’s not better or worse, but it is different Picture Quote #1

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know if it’s the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out Picture Quote #1

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That’s a lot less ironic if you’re a political prisoner in the Middle East Picture Quote #1

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time Picture Quote #1

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something Picture Quote #1

Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time Picture Quote #1

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms Picture Quote #1

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If you’re an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn’t gay. Whew. Close one (Dov Davidoff Quotes) It’s a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If procrastination were a marketable skill, I’d be a real hot commodity (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn’t really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Everybody’s angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, ‘You had the last leg.’ I was like, ‘You’re gay (Dov Davidoff Quotes) People who say life is precious don’t spend much time on line at the airport (Dov Davidoff Quotes) A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Next time I spank a girl during sex, I’ll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties (Dov Davidoff Quotes) We’re born alone and we die alone. So in between, let’s spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out (Dov Davidoff Quotes) When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don’t take fatherhood very seriously (Dov Davidoff Quotes) It’s difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You can’t fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people (Dov Davidoff Quotes) When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The language of love may be universal, but it’s not one of the options on an ATM machine (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Fountains are more romantic when you don’t hate the person you’re with (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they’re a transvestite (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It’s not better or worse, but it is different (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I don’t know if it’s the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That’s a lot less ironic if you’re a political prisoner in the Middle East (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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