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Dov Davidoff Quotes

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing Picture Quote #1

Why hasn’t anyone opened a night club named ‘No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink’ Picture Quote #1

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom Picture Quote #1

Space and time are figments of you’re imagination, unless the guy you’re flying next to won’t shut up Picture Quote #1

Money can’t buy happiness, unless you’re favorite hooker’s name is ‘Happiness’ Picture Quote #1

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie Picture Quote #1

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The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial Picture Quote #1

Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren’t leaving that much on the table in the first place Picture Quote #1

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death Picture Quote #1

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them Picture Quote #1

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale Picture Quote #1

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80’s Picture Quote #1

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My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn’t, clearly there was a struggle Picture Quote #1

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking Picture Quote #1

At the gym; I’ve given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse Picture Quote #1

Whenever I’m around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place Picture Quote #1

Nothing good about the sun if you’re trying to watch television with out curtains Picture Quote #1

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they’d want you to Picture Quote #1

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Nature’s beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping Picture Quote #1

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much Picture Quote #1

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness Picture Quote #1

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren’t consistent with one another Picture Quote #1

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess Picture Quote #1

I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded Picture Quote #1

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I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she’s what’s known as not at all attracted to me Picture Quote #1

Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one Picture Quote #1

The quality of a restaurant’s food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having Picture Quote #1

Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one Picture Quote #1

I’m passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well Picture Quote #1

People that say I have a ‘fear of commitment’ don’t understand my relationship with popcorn Picture Quote #1

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Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Why hasn’t anyone opened a night club named ‘No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink’ (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Space and time are figments of you’re imagination, unless the guy you’re flying next to won’t shut up (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Money can’t buy happiness, unless you’re favorite hooker’s name is ‘Happiness’ (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren’t leaving that much on the table in the first place (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80’s (Dov Davidoff Quotes) My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn’t, clearly there was a struggle (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking (Dov Davidoff Quotes) At the gym; I’ve given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Whenever I’m around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Nothing good about the sun if you’re trying to watch television with out curtains (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they’d want you to (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Nature’s beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I’m going to stop by that taco place I like so much (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren’t consistent with one another (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I spend so much time alone that whenever I see my shadow I feel crowded (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she’s what’s known as not at all attracted to me (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one (Dov Davidoff Quotes) The quality of a restaurant’s food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’m passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well (Dov Davidoff Quotes) People that say I have a ‘fear of commitment’ don’t understand my relationship with popcorn (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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