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Dov Davidoff Quotes

One day I’d like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen Picture Quote #1

Headphone aren’t big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet Picture Quote #1

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time Picture Quote #1

Not sure how I feel about reality. I’m going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack Picture Quote #1

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn’t always a bad time, but it’s rarely a good one Picture Quote #1

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I’ve dropped Picture Quote #1

I have emotional needs that I didn’t know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn’t know weren’t really needs Picture Quote #1

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you’re definition of close friend Picture Quote #1

Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book Picture Quote #1

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are Picture Quote #1

When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it’s time to walk Picture Quote #1

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When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it’s been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships Picture Quote #1

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it’s nice to know the option is there Picture Quote #1

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic Picture Quote #1

It’s a wonder you don’t see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often Picture Quote #1

A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream Picture Quote #1

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Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They’re the adrenaline junkies of gayness Picture Quote #1

White people set goals, rappers ‘chase paper’, and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one Picture Quote #1

I like to be able to connect with people. And that’s how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting Picture Quote #1

My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish Picture Quote #1

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right Picture Quote #1

You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

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I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship Picture Quote #1

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you’re remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you’re brilliant. Downside: same thing Picture Quote #1

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else Picture Quote #1

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive Picture Quote #1

If I ever move in with a woman, she’ll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness Picture Quote #1

Someday I’d like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable Picture Quote #1

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One day I’d like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Headphone aren’t big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Not sure how I feel about reality. I’m going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn’t always a bad time, but it’s rarely a good one (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I’ve always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I’ve dropped (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I have emotional needs that I didn’t know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn’t know weren’t really needs (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you’re definition of close friend (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are (Dov Davidoff Quotes) When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it’s time to walk (Dov Davidoff Quotes) When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it’s been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it’s nice to know the option is there (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic (Dov Davidoff Quotes) It’s a wonder you don’t see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often (Dov Davidoff Quotes) A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They’re the adrenaline junkies of gayness (Dov Davidoff Quotes) White people set goals, rappers ‘chase paper’, and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I like to be able to connect with people. And that’s how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting (Dov Davidoff Quotes) My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right (Dov Davidoff Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees (Dov Davidoff Quotes) I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Upside of being an attractive woman; if you’re remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you’re brilliant. Downside: same thing (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive (Dov Davidoff Quotes) If I ever move in with a woman, she’ll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness (Dov Davidoff Quotes) Someday I’d like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable (Dov Davidoff Quotes)

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