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Drunk People Quotes

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry Picture Quote #1

It pays to get drunk with the best people Picture Quote #1

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn’t do Picture Quote #1

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered Picture Quote #1

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green Picture Quote #1

Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it’s a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It’s better to chase girls than boys Picture Quote #1

People are disappointed if you’re not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk Picture Quote #1

I’ve been in clubs. I don’t like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It’s not my idea of a good time. It’s just such a miserable life Picture Quote #1

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I’ve ever done that myself. I’ve had a lot of practice. Let’s be honest Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of people who don’t understand the touring and the party scene and it’s like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It’s definitely fun but it’s a lot of work Picture Quote #1

I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody Picture Quote #1

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk Picture Quote #1

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! Picture Quote #1

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they’re too drunk to keep going along with Picture Quote #1

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway Picture Quote #1

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time Picture Quote #1

I’m not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people I’m sorry, I’m really nervous Picture Quote #1

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination Picture Quote #1

A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work Picture Quote #1

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That’s insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out Picture Quote #1

There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool Picture Quote #1

Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose Picture Quote #1

It’s nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that’s why most people get drunk for karaoke Picture Quote #1

I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I’m like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube Picture Quote #1

St. Patrick’s Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey Picture Quote #1

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students Picture Quote #1

It’s progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics and religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars Picture Quote #1

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night Picture Quote #1

There are only two types of honest people. Small children and drunk people Picture Quote #1

I need to leave work early today so I can maneuver through drunk people to get home and drink Picture Quote #1

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Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry (Drunk People Quotes) It pays to get drunk with the best people (Drunk People Quotes) When people get drunk they do things they shouldn’t do (Drunk People Quotes) If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered (Drunk People Quotes) Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green (Drunk People Quotes) Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it’s a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It’s better to chase girls than boys. (Drunk People Quotes) People are disappointed if you’re not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. (Drunk People Quotes) I’ve been in clubs. I don’t like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It’s not my idea of a good time. It’s just such a miserable life. (Drunk People Quotes) I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I’ve ever done that myself. I’ve had a lot of practice. Let’s be honest. (Drunk People Quotes) There’s a lot of people who don’t understand the touring and the party scene and it’s like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It’s definitely fun but it’s a lot of work. (Drunk People Quotes) I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody (Drunk People Quotes) In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. (Drunk People Quotes) When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! (Drunk People Quotes) You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they’re too drunk to keep going along with (Drunk People Quotes) People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. (Drunk People Quotes) I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. (Drunk People Quotes) I’m not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people I’m sorry, I’m really nervous. (Drunk People Quotes) I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination. (Drunk People Quotes) A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work. (Drunk People Quotes) People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That’s insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. (Drunk People Quotes) There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool (Drunk People Quotes) Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. (Drunk People Quotes) It’s nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that’s why most people get drunk for karaoke (Drunk People Quotes) I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I’m like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube (Drunk People Quotes) St. Patrick’s Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey (Drunk People Quotes) People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students (Drunk People Quotes) It’s progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics and religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. (Drunk People Quotes) I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night (Drunk People Quotes) There are only two types of honest people. Small children and drunk people (Drunk People Quotes) I need to leave work early today so I can maneuver through drunk people to get home and drink (Drunk People Quotes)

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