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Drunk Quotes

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it’s just because you’re still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite Picture Quote #1

Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go to a bar with her and let all the stuff sobriety pushed down be released so I could catch it in my palms and finally kiss her. She was just so sad. Melancholy was a fleshy wave permanently cresting on her face, she had to speak through it when she talked Picture Quote #1

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over Picture Quote #1

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk Picture Quote #1

The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana Picture Quote #1

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes Picture Quote #1

The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about Picture Quote #1

You’ve already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you’re drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who’s so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I’m just excited to be here. I’m normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number? Picture Quote #1

Here’s how you know that you’re really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time Picture Quote #1

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I’m drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque Picture Quote #1

Nationalism... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you Picture Quote #1

I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed Picture Quote #1

Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one with the vagaries of life. It shows one that there are really no new plots Picture Quote #1

I know people that have blacked out that I party with that don’t do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk,... I don’t think people should ever drink by themselves because they need to have friends around that can keep them in line in case they do blackout Picture Quote #1

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let’em. That’s how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk Picture Quote #1

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying Picture Quote #1

I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk Picture Quote #1

Here’s a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there’s someone right behind you Picture Quote #1

There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I’m completely the opposite, because I was raised not to be. I might have been tripping over myself drunk, but I was always courteous Picture Quote #1

Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies Picture Quote #1

I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in whether I went to school or got drunk on white wine Picture Quote #1

I’m still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I’ve found that I’ve developed fears I never had before... fears of heights, claustrophobia... only in cities, though, never in the country Picture Quote #1

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too Picture Quote #1

When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating it... then a glass will be filled and poured back into the mixture, blending it further. The comes waiting. Motionless waiting. Finally, from high up, like some green cataract whose sight and sound mesmerize, the tea will once again cascade into a glass. Now it can be drunk, dreamily, forehead bowed, fingers held wide away from the scalding glass Picture Quote #1

There comes a time in every man’s life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done Picture Quote #1

Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how to do best is drink. Even though I have read a lot, I have drunk even more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk much more than most people who drink Picture Quote #1

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened Picture Quote #1

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk Picture Quote #1

Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to my yacht, get them drunk, commit sodomy on them, rob them and then kill them. This I done Picture Quote #1

If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is culpable; if he gets drunk twice a month it is better; if once a month, this is still more laudable; and if one does not drink at all what can be better? But where can I find such a man? If such a man were found he would be worthy of the highest esteem Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it’s just because you’re still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite (Drunk Quotes) Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go to a bar with her and let all the stuff sobriety pushed down be released so I could catch it in my palms and finally kiss her. She was just so sad. Melancholy was a fleshy wave permanently cresting on her face, she had to speak through it when she talked (Drunk Quotes) He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over (Drunk Quotes) Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk (Drunk Quotes) The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana (Drunk Quotes) The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes (Drunk Quotes) The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about (Drunk Quotes) You’ve already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you’re drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who’s so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I’m just excited to be here. I’m normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number? (Drunk Quotes) Here’s how you know that you’re really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time (Drunk Quotes) You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I’m drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque (Drunk Quotes) Nationalism... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you (Drunk Quotes) I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed (Drunk Quotes) Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one with the vagaries of life. It shows one that there are really no new plots (Drunk Quotes) I know people that have blacked out that I party with that don’t do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk,... I don’t think people should ever drink by themselves because they need to have friends around that can keep them in line in case they do blackout (Drunk Quotes) If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let’em. That’s how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk (Drunk Quotes) I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying (Drunk Quotes) I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk (Drunk Quotes) Here’s a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there’s someone right behind you (Drunk Quotes) There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I’m completely the opposite, because I was raised not to be. I might have been tripping over myself drunk, but I was always courteous (Drunk Quotes) Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies (Drunk Quotes) I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in whether I went to school or got drunk on white wine (Drunk Quotes) I’m still terrified of flying. I really have to get drunk to fly. I’ve found that I’ve developed fears I never had before... fears of heights, claustrophobia... only in cities, though, never in the country (Drunk Quotes) If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too (Drunk Quotes) When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating it... then a glass will be filled and poured back into the mixture, blending it further. The comes waiting. Motionless waiting. Finally, from high up, like some green cataract whose sight and sound mesmerize, the tea will once again cascade into a glass. Now it can be drunk, dreamily, forehead bowed, fingers held wide away from the scalding glass (Drunk Quotes) There comes a time in every man’s life when he wakes up drunk on the toilet and begins to doubt the choices he has made. and when that time comes at least twice a day, every day. something needs to be done (Drunk Quotes) Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how to do best is drink. Even though I have read a lot, I have drunk even more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk much more than most people who drink (Drunk Quotes) I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened (Drunk Quotes) As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk (Drunk Quotes) Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to my yacht, get them drunk, commit sodomy on them, rob them and then kill them. This I done (Drunk Quotes) If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three times he is culpable; if he gets drunk twice a month it is better; if once a month, this is still more laudable; and if one does not drink at all what can be better? But where can I find such a man? If such a man were found he would be worthy of the highest esteem (Drunk Quotes)

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