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Drunk Quotes

Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure Picture Quote #1

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive Picture Quote #1

Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity’s sake be it to the top of your bent Picture Quote #1

That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar Picture Quote #1

There’s been times when I’ve been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right there. I mean, if you ever tried to ski when you’re wasted, it’s not easy. Try and ski a slalom when … you hit a gate less than every one a second, so it’s risky, you know. You’re putting your life at risk there. It’s like driving drunk only there’s no rules about it in ski racing Picture Quote #1

Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one drunk, which one longed for, envied, believed in, that was not life. It was what life was seeking; it was a suspension of life. But to be close to a child, for whom one spent everything, whose life was protected and nourished by one’s own, to have that child beside one, at peace, was the real, the deepest, the only joy Picture Quote #1

I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act Picture Quote #1

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered Picture Quote #1

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions Picture Quote #1

It’s your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend Picture Quote #1

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can’t remember what I’m serving Picture Quote #1

I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at night, free to get drunk if I liked, to dream... to hope Picture Quote #1

I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that’s a real poem Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs Picture Quote #1

... Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home Picture Quote #1

I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don’t want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn’t do anything Picture Quote #1

We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk Picture Quote #1

You can never have too much sky. You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep you safe when you are sad. Here there is too much sadness and not enough sky. Butterflies too are few and so are flowers and most things that are beautiful. Still, we take what we can get and make the best of it Picture Quote #1

When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there’s no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something Picture Quote #1

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore Picture Quote #1

It’s as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving Picture Quote #1

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I’m home drunk again Picture Quote #1

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don’t drive drunk and hit somebody Picture Quote #1

I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk, run around, take my shirt off and get kicked out of someplace. You know, live a little Picture Quote #1

A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart Picture Quote #1

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health, and hectic fever Picture Quote #1

When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won’t intoxicate with one glass someone who has already drunk up a whole barrel Picture Quote #1

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don’t make it junk Picture Quote #1

Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane Picture Quote #1

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Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure (Drunk Quotes) A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive (Drunk Quotes) Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity’s sake be it to the top of your bent (Drunk Quotes) That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar (Drunk Quotes) There’s been times when I’ve been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right there. I mean, if you ever tried to ski when you’re wasted, it’s not easy. Try and ski a slalom when … you hit a gate less than every one a second, so it’s risky, you know. You’re putting your life at risk there. It’s like driving drunk only there’s no rules about it in ski racing (Drunk Quotes) Of them all, it was the true love. Of them all, it was the best. That other sumptuous love which made one drunk, which one longed for, envied, believed in, that was not life. It was what life was seeking; it was a suspension of life. But to be close to a child, for whom one spent everything, whose life was protected and nourished by one’s own, to have that child beside one, at peace, was the real, the deepest, the only joy (Drunk Quotes) I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act (Drunk Quotes) If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered (Drunk Quotes) I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions (Drunk Quotes) It’s your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend (Drunk Quotes) By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can’t remember what I’m serving (Drunk Quotes) I was hungry. I was cold. But I was also free. Free not to get up in the morning, not to go to bed at night, free to get drunk if I liked, to dream... to hope (Drunk Quotes) I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that’s a real poem (Drunk Quotes) I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs (Drunk Quotes) ... Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home (Drunk Quotes) I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk (Drunk Quotes) I don’t want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don’t want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn’t do anything (Drunk Quotes) We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk (Drunk Quotes) You can never have too much sky. You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep you safe when you are sad. Here there is too much sadness and not enough sky. Butterflies too are few and so are flowers and most things that are beautiful. Still, we take what we can get and make the best of it (Drunk Quotes) When you can see the end of things even in their beginnings, there’s no more hope, unless you want to pretend, or forget, or get drunk or something (Drunk Quotes) My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore (Drunk Quotes) It’s as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving (Drunk Quotes) I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I’m home drunk again (Drunk Quotes) Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don’t drive drunk and hit somebody (Drunk Quotes) I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk, run around, take my shirt off and get kicked out of someplace. You know, live a little (Drunk Quotes) A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart (Drunk Quotes) Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health, and hectic fever (Drunk Quotes) When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won’t intoxicate with one glass someone who has already drunk up a whole barrel (Drunk Quotes) I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don’t make it junk (Drunk Quotes) Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane (Drunk Quotes)

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