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Drunk Quotes

If you don’t think you’ve got the blues, just keep living, and if you don’t think you’re drunk, just keep drinking what you’re drinking Picture Quote #1

I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they want to get drunk and smoke, they can, but not immediately after a match when the body is weak and vulnerable Picture Quote #1

Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea Picture Quote #1

The human heart would never pass the drunk test... If you took the human heart out of the human body and put a pair of legs on it and told it to walk a straight line, it couldn’t do it Picture Quote #1

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like Picture Quote #1

I know what I think but I don’t know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you Picture Quote #1

If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn’t drink at all, that is the best of all Picture Quote #1

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art Picture Quote #1

A drunk doesn’t try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down Picture Quote #1

I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed through and through, never to grow quite cold again till the end Picture Quote #1

As a rapper, I don’t freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn’t matter Picture Quote #1

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There’s always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances Picture Quote #1

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together Picture Quote #1

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic Picture Quote #1

Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back Picture Quote #1

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour Picture Quote #1

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don’t know where to soar, but I won’t allow life to clip my beautiful wings Picture Quote #1

Night clubs scare me. They’re dark and they stink and they’re dangerous and everybody’s drunk Picture Quote #1

I’m not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far Picture Quote #1

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mothers advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last Picture Quote #1

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more Picture Quote #1

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don’t have to show up to work until 14 hours later Picture Quote #1

Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it Picture Quote #1

In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body... For the thirst there is need of a powerful remedy, for in kind it is the greatest of all sufferings, and when a fluid is drunk, it stimulates the discharge of urine Picture Quote #1

If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is a crime where there is not consent. It is a felony. And we need to start making sure victims understand that, so they don’t do the self blame Picture Quote #1

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one Picture Quote #1

And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. It agitates and tears him, and perhaps almost bereaves him of the power of articulation Picture Quote #1

I didn’t quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge any more Picture Quote #1

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It’s a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind Picture Quote #1

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t think you’ve got the blues, just keep living, and if you don’t think you’re drunk, just keep drinking what you’re drinking (Drunk Quotes) I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they want to get drunk and smoke, they can, but not immediately after a match when the body is weak and vulnerable (Drunk Quotes) Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea (Drunk Quotes) The human heart would never pass the drunk test... If you took the human heart out of the human body and put a pair of legs on it and told it to walk a straight line, it couldn’t do it (Drunk Quotes) The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like (Drunk Quotes) I know what I think but I don’t know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you (Drunk Quotes) If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn’t drink at all, that is the best of all (Drunk Quotes) Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art (Drunk Quotes) A drunk doesn’t try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down (Drunk Quotes) I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed through and through, never to grow quite cold again till the end (Drunk Quotes) As a rapper, I don’t freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn’t matter (Drunk Quotes) Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There’s always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances (Drunk Quotes) There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together (Drunk Quotes) There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic (Drunk Quotes) Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back (Drunk Quotes) I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour (Drunk Quotes) I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don’t know where to soar, but I won’t allow life to clip my beautiful wings (Drunk Quotes) Night clubs scare me. They’re dark and they stink and they’re dangerous and everybody’s drunk (Drunk Quotes) I’m not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far (Drunk Quotes) The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mothers advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last (Drunk Quotes) He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more (Drunk Quotes) I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don’t have to show up to work until 14 hours later (Drunk Quotes) Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it (Drunk Quotes) In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body... For the thirst there is need of a powerful remedy, for in kind it is the greatest of all sufferings, and when a fluid is drunk, it stimulates the discharge of urine (Drunk Quotes) If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is a crime where there is not consent. It is a felony. And we need to start making sure victims understand that, so they don’t do the self blame (Drunk Quotes) My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one (Drunk Quotes) And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief. It agitates and tears him, and perhaps almost bereaves him of the power of articulation (Drunk Quotes) I didn’t quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge any more (Drunk Quotes) One of my life goals is to be a best man. It’s a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind (Drunk Quotes) I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it (Drunk Quotes)

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