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Text Quotes
Alcohol. Not for everyone (Drunk Quotes)
Hangover cat rehydrates (Drunk Quotes)
Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober (Drunk Quotes)
Reminds me of drunk girls trying to pose for a picture (Drunk Quotes)
Go home aliens you’re drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Not drunk. Just finals week (Drunk Quotes)
Go home goats, you’re drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food (Drunk Quotes)
My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years (Drunk Quotes)
There are more old drunkards than old doctors (Drunk Quotes)
Children and drunks always speak the truth (Drunk Quotes)
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Drunk Quotes)
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Drunk Quotes)
When I'm drunk on my cell phone. You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text! (Drunk Quotes)
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly (Drunk Quotes)
My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Drunk Quotes)
Go home lightning, you’re drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I’m not drunk. I’m sedated for my pain (Drunk Quotes)
Fashion designers go home, you are drunk! (Drunk Quotes)
I am not so think as you drunk I am (Drunk Quotes)
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day (Drunk Quotes)
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the Earth (Drunk Quotes)
If you don't have to give up your car because others drive drunk with theirs... then why do you have to give up your gun because others commit crimes with theirs? (Drunk Quotes)
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink (Drunk Quotes)
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness (Drunk Quotes)
Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see (Drunk Quotes)
Never argue with a drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Get drunk, I need the truth (Drunk Quotes)