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Drunk Quotes

Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night Picture Quote #1

I’m that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays Picture Quote #1

If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don’t respect him Picture Quote #1

If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, ‘You’ve been drunk on money,’ they’re not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they’d be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we’ve been, and ‘The Great Gatsby’ can provide that explanation Picture Quote #1

Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back Picture Quote #1

We woke up in the kitchen saying,How the hell did this shit happen? Oh baby, drunk in love we be all night Picture Quote #1

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive Picture Quote #1

Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If you view flowers in full bloom and drink to drunkenness, it becomes a bad experience. Those who are living to the full should think about this Picture Quote #1

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else’s lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I’m not happy when I act this way Picture Quote #1

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards Picture Quote #1

On horseback you feel as if you’re moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk Picture Quote #1

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don’t know where to soar, but I won’t allow life to clip my beautiful wings Picture Quote #1

The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief Picture Quote #1

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk Picture Quote #1

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore Picture Quote #1

Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said-- Picture Quote #1

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting Picture Quote #1

I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk Picture Quote #1

Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as being drunk Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don’t have any interest in being drunk Picture Quote #1

I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics do not matter to me. Only the essence of what is happening is important to me. Here, for example, blurred pictures, they have appeared because for years I was shooting while being drunk Picture Quote #1

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly Picture Quote #1

Me, I’d prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on Picture Quote #1

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut Picture Quote #1

I think Sweden is known for people being a bit more quiet than other cultures, and I guess it’s a mixture: shyness and leaving room for other people to talk. Of course, when people get drunk, all of that disappears Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary Picture Quote #1

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate Picture Quote #1

It’s unpleasantly like being drunk. What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water Picture Quote #1

It’s amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you’ve drunk Picture Quote #1

She didn’t want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn’t fit in, but she didn’t want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk Picture Quote #1

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Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. (Drunk Quotes) I’m that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays (Drunk Quotes) If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don’t respect him. (Drunk Quotes) If you wanted to show a mirror to people that says, ‘You’ve been drunk on money,’ they’re not going to want to see it. But if you reflected that mirror on another time they’d be willing to. People will need an explanation of where we are and where we’ve been, and ‘The Great Gatsby’ can provide that explanation. (Drunk Quotes) Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back. (Drunk Quotes) We woke up in the kitchen saying,How the hell did this shit happen? Oh baby, drunk in love we be all night (Drunk Quotes) A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive. (Drunk Quotes) Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If you view flowers in full bloom and drink to drunkenness, it becomes a bad experience. Those who are living to the full should think about this. (Drunk Quotes) Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else’s lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I’m not happy when I act this way. (Drunk Quotes) A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards (Drunk Quotes) On horseback you feel as if you’re moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. (Drunk Quotes) I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don’t know where to soar, but I won’t allow life to clip my beautiful wings. (Drunk Quotes) The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. (Drunk Quotes) Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you’re drunk. (Drunk Quotes) My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore. (Drunk Quotes) Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said-- (Drunk Quotes) Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting (Drunk Quotes) I don’t drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk. (Drunk Quotes) Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same effect as being drunk. (Drunk Quotes) I don’t have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don’t have any interest in being drunk. (Drunk Quotes) I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics do not matter to me. Only the essence of what is happening is important to me. Here, for example, blurred pictures, they have appeared because for years I was shooting while being drunk. (Drunk Quotes) Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. (Drunk Quotes) Me, I’d prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on. (Drunk Quotes) I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut. (Drunk Quotes) I think Sweden is known for people being a bit more quiet than other cultures, and I guess it’s a mixture: shyness and leaving room for other people to talk. Of course, when people get drunk, all of that disappears. (Drunk Quotes) There’s nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary (Drunk Quotes) One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate (Drunk Quotes) It’s unpleasantly like being drunk. What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water. (Drunk Quotes) It’s amazing. Being clearheaded for a show, for starters. Not being reflux-y because of the amount of beer you’ve drunk. (Drunk Quotes) She didn’t want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn’t fit in, but she didn’t want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk. (Drunk Quotes)

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