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Drunk Quotes

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance Picture Quote #1

People are disappointed if you’re not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk Picture Quote #1

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true Picture Quote #1

Don’t drive a car in the dream, else you won’t drive it on earth. Don’t wish to become, else you won’t become. Don’t associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don’t be addicted to wine, else your pocket will be empty. Don’t be drunk, else you’ll be attacked Picture Quote #1

When I first got my driver’s license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was hurt pretty badly from somebody driving really fast Picture Quote #1

Remember when you’re young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he’s just a drunk who wears a cape Picture Quote #1

Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There’s always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances Picture Quote #1

Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn’t a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master Picture Quote #1

I’m not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they’re states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they’re wrong. That’s their business Picture Quote #1

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize Picture Quote #1

I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in Picture Quote #1

It’s progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics and religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars Picture Quote #1

Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it’s a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It’s better to chase girls than boys Picture Quote #1

I’ve been in clubs. I don’t like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It’s not my idea of a good time. It’s just such a miserable life Picture Quote #1

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I’ve ever done that myself. I’ve had a lot of practice. Let’s be honest Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of people who don’t understand the touring and the party scene and it’s like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It’s definitely fun but it’s a lot of work Picture Quote #1

I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody Picture Quote #1

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk Picture Quote #1

When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! Picture Quote #1

You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they’re too drunk to keep going along with Picture Quote #1

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway Picture Quote #1

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time Picture Quote #1

I’m not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people I’m sorry, I’m really nervous Picture Quote #1

I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination Picture Quote #1

A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work Picture Quote #1

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That’s insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out Picture Quote #1

It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that Picture Quote #1

I’m grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for Picture Quote #1

Tonight, I won’t dream, because nobodyhas held me and no hands have strayed and eventhough I’m drunk with love, my arms are empty Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It’s such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk Picture Quote #1

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There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance. (Drunk Quotes) People are disappointed if you’re not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. (Drunk Quotes) Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. (Drunk Quotes) Don’t drive a car in the dream, else you won’t drive it on earth. Don’t wish to become, else you won’t become. Don’t associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don’t be addicted to wine, else your pocket will be empty. Don’t be drunk, else you’ll be attacked. (Drunk Quotes) When I first got my driver’s license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was hurt pretty badly from somebody driving really fast. (Drunk Quotes) Remember when you’re young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he’s just a drunk who wears a cape. (Drunk Quotes) Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There’s always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances. (Drunk Quotes) Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn’t a lecture; it was helpful tips from the master. (Drunk Quotes) I’m not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they’re states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they’re wrong. That’s their business. (Drunk Quotes) It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize. (Drunk Quotes) I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in (Drunk Quotes) It’s progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics and religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. (Drunk Quotes) Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it’s a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It’s better to chase girls than boys. (Drunk Quotes) I’ve been in clubs. I don’t like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It’s not my idea of a good time. It’s just such a miserable life. (Drunk Quotes) I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I’ve ever done that myself. I’ve had a lot of practice. Let’s be honest. (Drunk Quotes) There’s a lot of people who don’t understand the touring and the party scene and it’s like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It’s definitely fun but it’s a lot of work. (Drunk Quotes) I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody (Drunk Quotes) In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. (Drunk Quotes) When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! (Drunk Quotes) You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they’re too drunk to keep going along with (Drunk Quotes) People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. (Drunk Quotes) I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. (Drunk Quotes) I’m not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people I’m sorry, I’m really nervous. (Drunk Quotes) I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination. (Drunk Quotes) A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work. (Drunk Quotes) People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That’s insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. (Drunk Quotes) It’s not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don’t forget things like that. (Drunk Quotes) I’m grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for. (Drunk Quotes) Tonight, I won’t dream, because nobodyhas held me and no hands have strayed and eventhough I’m drunk with love, my arms are empty. (Drunk Quotes) Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It’s such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk. (Drunk Quotes)

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