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Text Quotes
Honey, don’t walk out, I’m too drunk to follow (Drunk Quotes)
I have been drunk now for over two weeks (Drunk Quotes)
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut (Drunk Quotes)
Well it’s hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot (Drunk Quotes)
I’m as drunk as a fiddler’s bitch (Drunk Quotes)
All learned, and all drunk! (Drunk Quotes)
Gloriously drunk, obey the important call (Drunk Quotes)
Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder? (Drunk Quotes)
I was five years old the first time I got drunk (Drunk Quotes)
... the cypress tree is turning green, drunk with the forest (Drunk Quotes)
Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world (Drunk Quotes)
Never mind the bottle, as long as it gets you drunk (Drunk Quotes)
It’s my opinion, sir, that this meeting is drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I have never been drunk, but I’ve often been overserved (Drunk Quotes)
I have drunk deep of the waters of my ancestors (Drunk Quotes)
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on (Drunk Quotes)
It pays to get drunk with the best people (Drunk Quotes)
I have drunk and seen the spider (Drunk Quotes)
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I may be drunk but at least I’m not insane (Drunk Quotes)
Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public (Drunk Quotes)
Good wine, well drunk, can lend majesty to the human spirit (Drunk Quotes)
There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see (Drunk Quotes)
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober (Drunk Quotes)
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? (Drunk Quotes)
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you (Drunk Quotes)
I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions (Drunk Quotes)
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools (Drunk Quotes)
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication (Drunk Quotes)