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Drunk Quotes

But my lord, Yvonne, surely you know by this time I can't get drunk however much I drink Picture Quote #1

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk Picture Quote #1

Patch grief with proverbs; make misfortune drunk Picture Quote #1

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years Picture Quote #1

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine Picture Quote #1

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite Picture Quote #1

It’s not a crime to get drunk Picture Quote #1

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination Picture Quote #1

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when you’re drunk you can see better Picture Quote #1

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you’re young Picture Quote #1

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing left... but to get drunk Picture Quote #1

You’re a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you’re a drunk Picture Quote #1

She’s half mad and three parts drunk Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved Picture Quote #1

I’m not so think as you drunk I am! Picture Quote #1

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor Picture Quote #1

Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk Picture Quote #1

I’m a little drunk on you, and high on summertime Picture Quote #1

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others Picture Quote #1

I’ll be drunk again to feel a little love Picture Quote #1

I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him Picture Quote #1

I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain’t stupid Picture Quote #1

There is nothing left to do but get drunk Picture Quote #1

Girl scouts didn’t teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys Picture Quote #1

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk Picture Quote #1

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk Picture Quote #1

Never argue with a drunk or a fool Picture Quote #1

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken Picture Quote #1

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But my lord, Yvonne, surely you know by this time I can't get drunk however much I drink (Drunk Quotes) Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just God when he's drunk (Drunk Quotes) Patch grief with proverbs; make misfortune drunk (Drunk Quotes) The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years (Drunk Quotes) Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine (Drunk Quotes) I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite (Drunk Quotes) It’s not a crime to get drunk (Drunk Quotes) Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination (Drunk Quotes) I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver (Drunk Quotes) Sometimes when you’re drunk you can see better (Drunk Quotes) Life is a drink and you get drunk when you’re young (Drunk Quotes) You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on (Drunk Quotes) There’s nothing left... but to get drunk (Drunk Quotes) You’re a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you’re a drunk (Drunk Quotes) She’s half mad and three parts drunk (Drunk Quotes) I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved (Drunk Quotes) I’m not so think as you drunk I am! (Drunk Quotes) I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor (Drunk Quotes) Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk (Drunk Quotes) I’m a little drunk on you, and high on summertime (Drunk Quotes) I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others (Drunk Quotes) I’ll be drunk again to feel a little love (Drunk Quotes) I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him (Drunk Quotes) I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain’t stupid (Drunk Quotes) There is nothing left to do but get drunk (Drunk Quotes) Girl scouts didn’t teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys (Drunk Quotes) I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk (Drunk Quotes) I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk (Drunk Quotes) Never argue with a drunk or a fool (Drunk Quotes) I’m too drunk to taste this chicken (Drunk Quotes)

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