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Drunk Quotes

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes Picture Quote #1

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry Picture Quote #1

I’m drunk when it comes to clothes Picture Quote #1

The important thing is to be drunk Picture Quote #1

There’s no point feeling angry at a drunk Picture Quote #1

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball Picture Quote #1

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk Picture Quote #1

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions Picture Quote #1

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life Picture Quote #1

People have different personalities when they’re drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs Picture Quote #1

Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk Picture Quote #1

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus Picture Quote #1

I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over Picture Quote #1

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk Picture Quote #1

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk Picture Quote #1

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum Picture Quote #1

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter? Picture Quote #1

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed Picture Quote #1

No. I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where... I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public Picture Quote #1

I’m like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road Picture Quote #1

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard Picture Quote #1

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people Picture Quote #1

She’d have you spew up what you’ve drunk when you were out Picture Quote #1

See sin in state, majestically drunk; proud as a peeress, prouder as a punk Picture Quote #1

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving Picture Quote #1

The best audience is intelligent, well - educated and a little drunk Picture Quote #1

Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk Picture Quote #1

We must pay for the wine we have drunk Picture Quote #1

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility Picture Quote #1

Don’t ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it Picture Quote #1

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I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes (Drunk Quotes) Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry (Drunk Quotes) I’m drunk when it comes to clothes (Drunk Quotes) The important thing is to be drunk (Drunk Quotes) There’s no point feeling angry at a drunk (Drunk Quotes) I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball (Drunk Quotes) I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk (Drunk Quotes) Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions (Drunk Quotes) The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life (Drunk Quotes) People have different personalities when they’re drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs (Drunk Quotes) Not only is the old man twice a child, but also the man who is drunk (Drunk Quotes) Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus (Drunk Quotes) I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over (Drunk Quotes) Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk (Drunk Quotes) He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk (Drunk Quotes) Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum (Drunk Quotes) I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter? (Drunk Quotes) You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed (Drunk Quotes) No. I think they’re the idiot people and I’m the normal person. But I don’t really go to parties where... I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public (Drunk Quotes) I’m like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road (Drunk Quotes) Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard (Drunk Quotes) There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people (Drunk Quotes) She’d have you spew up what you’ve drunk when you were out (Drunk Quotes) See sin in state, majestically drunk; proud as a peeress, prouder as a punk (Drunk Quotes) More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving (Drunk Quotes) The best audience is intelligent, well - educated and a little drunk (Drunk Quotes) Knowledge is the only water which makes one thirsty when it is drunk (Drunk Quotes) We must pay for the wine we have drunk (Drunk Quotes) To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility (Drunk Quotes) Don’t ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it (Drunk Quotes)

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