Drunk Quotes
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Expect a drunk dial soon (Drunk Quotes)
That awkward moment when I’m drunk and you’re still ugly (Drunk Quotes)
Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm (Drunk Quotes)
Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power (Drunk Quotes)
Drunk driving is a killer disease (Drunk Quotes)
There’s nothing worse than an introspective drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Old enough to know better, drunk enough to not care (Drunk Quotes)
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago (Drunk Quotes)
You’re a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you’re a drunk. (Drunk Quotes)
I don’t get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after (Drunk Quotes)
Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober (Drunk Quotes)
There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool (Drunk Quotes)
A drunkard is a dead man And all dead men are drunk (Drunk Quotes)
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? (Drunk Quotes)
When people get drunk they do things they shouldn’t do (Drunk Quotes)
Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life. (Drunk Quotes)
I’d say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with (Drunk Quotes)
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they’re 21. (Drunk Quotes)
I’m too drunk to walk, let’s drive (Drunk Quotes)
Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk (Drunk Quotes)
There ain’t no devil, only God when he’s drunk (Drunk Quotes)
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales (Drunk Quotes)
He had lived without her before. He could get over it! In a year or so he'd be able to walk straight past her without his heart so much as missing a beat. He needed her as much as a drunk needs a cork! But he understood all too quickly how vain these thoughts were. How can you tear something out of your heart? Your heart isn't made out of paper and your life isn't written down in ink. You can't erase the imprint of years (Drunk Quotes)
In this hour of all-but-universal darkness one cheering gleam appears: within the fold of conservative Christianity there are to be found increasing numbers of persons whose religious lives are marked by a growing hunger after God Himself. They are eager for spiritual realities and will not be put off with words, nor will they be content with correct "interpretations" of truth. They are athirst for God, and they will not be satisfied till they have drunk deep at the Fountain of Living Water (Drunk Quotes)
When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he has met with a powerful thing which he does not know how to handle (Drunk Quotes)
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him (Drunk Quotes)
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief (Drunk Quotes)
I was so sick last night I didn't hardly know my mind. So sick last night I didn't know my mind. I drunk some bad licker that almost made me blind (Drunk Quotes)
I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; from trier to colin there was never a knight let a merrier life than mine (Drunk Quotes)
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar (Drunk Quotes)