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Drunks Quotes

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors Picture Quote #1

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks Picture Quote #1

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices Picture Quote #1

Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles Picture Quote #1

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors Picture Quote #1

I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves Picture Quote #1

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This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don’t read books Picture Quote #1

God watches over drunks and third baseman Picture Quote #1

Children and drunks always speak the truth Picture Quote #1

As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks Picture Quote #1

It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other Picture Quote #1

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round Picture Quote #1

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As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks Picture Quote #1

Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me Picture Quote #1

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they’ve been through hell on Earth Picture Quote #1

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight Picture Quote #1

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I’ve grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads Picture Quote #1

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland Picture Quote #1

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No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city Picture Quote #1

In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk Picture Quote #1

The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There’s a small minority of us who reach that fork in the road where one side says ‘live’ and the other says ‘drink’ Picture Quote #1

We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically Picture Quote #1

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk Picture Quote #1

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way Picture Quote #1

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I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks Picture Quote #1

Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh Picture Quote #1

The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You’re learning how to do, and you’re going on stage in front of two drunks and people aren’t laughing and you’re broke. That’s a really hard time in your life Picture Quote #1

Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink Picture Quote #1

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don’t ask what the part is, but what century it’s in Picture Quote #1

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch Picture Quote #1

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I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors (Drunks Quotes) Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks (Drunks Quotes) Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices (Drunks Quotes) Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles (Drunks Quotes) There are more old drunks than there are old doctors (Drunks Quotes) I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves (Drunks Quotes) This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don’t read books. (Drunks Quotes) God watches over drunks and third baseman (Drunks Quotes) Children and drunks always speak the truth (Drunks Quotes) As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks (Drunks Quotes) It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other (Drunks Quotes) My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round (Drunks Quotes) As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks (Drunks Quotes) Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me (Drunks Quotes) I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they’ve been through hell on Earth (Drunks Quotes) What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight (Drunks Quotes) The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I’ve grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads (Drunks Quotes) The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. (Drunks Quotes) No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city. (Drunks Quotes) In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. (Drunks Quotes) The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There’s a small minority of us who reach that fork in the road where one side says ‘live’ and the other says ‘drink’. (Drunks Quotes) We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically (Drunks Quotes) When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn’t know how to play them when I was drunk (Drunks Quotes) Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way (Drunks Quotes) I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks (Drunks Quotes) Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh (Drunks Quotes) The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You’re learning how to do, and you’re going on stage in front of two drunks and people aren’t laughing and you’re broke. That’s a really hard time in your life (Drunks Quotes) Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink (Drunks Quotes) My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don’t ask what the part is, but what century it’s in (Drunks Quotes) My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch (Drunks Quotes)

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