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Duct Tape Quotes
![I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don’t think wrapping my head in duct tape would’ve worked either.] Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/757/756982/756982.webp "I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don’t think wrapping my head in duct tape would’ve worked either.] Picture Quote #1")
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A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything (Duct Tape Quotes)
You can’t make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. (Duct Tape Quotes)
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet (Duct Tape Quotes)
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what’s that sticky stuff called ...duct tape. (Duct Tape Quotes)
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don’t think wrapping my head in duct tape would’ve worked either.] (Duct Tape Quotes)
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War (Duct Tape Quotes)
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? (Duct Tape Quotes)
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? (Duct Tape Quotes)
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real. (Duct Tape Quotes)
What’s that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. (Duct Tape Quotes)
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they’ve got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn’t happen. (Duct Tape Quotes)
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, ‘Damn, that TV has 500 channels.’ When I got older, it didn’t have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees. (Duct Tape Quotes)
People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can’t beat that. Let’s look for one with scotch or masking. (Duct Tape Quotes)
Don’t ever use duct tape on your privates. That’s what I always tell people. (Duct Tape Quotes)
Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I’ll still make you see God (Duct Tape Quotes)
Lone women shouldn’t stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. (Duct Tape Quotes)
When’s the last time you used duct tape on a duct? (Duct Tape Quotes)
Superglue after duct tape a girl’s best friend (Duct Tape Quotes)
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords (Duct Tape Quotes)
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped (Duct Tape Quotes)
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses (Duct Tape Quotes)
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? (Duct Tape Quotes)
If you can’t fix it with duct tape you ain’t using enough duct tape (Duct Tape Quotes)
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape (Duct Tape Quotes)
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart (Duct Tape Quotes)
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together (Duct Tape Quotes)
What’s that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape (Duct Tape Quotes)
Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape (Duct Tape Quotes)
When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn’t have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country? (Duct Tape Quotes)
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they’ve got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn’t happen (Duct Tape Quotes)
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