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Dude Quotes

I’m not a dogmatic Christian and I don’t believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude Picture Quote #1

I think honestly, believe it or not, that Dude, Where’s My Car? in a way represents its time better than almost any film made around that Picture Quote #1

You can’t be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there’s something in the middle of them, and that’s really what you are and that’s going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other Picture Quote #1

Every dude in your high school wasn’t striving to be the best poet because then he’d get all the girls, right? But you could imagine a society in which that were the case Picture Quote #1

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv Picture Quote #1

I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse! He’s a soldier. Together we traveled the world. We won the Santa Anita Big Cap, Goodwood, almost won the Breeder’s Cup Classic; we won the San Antonio, Hollywood Gold Cup and the Californian Picture Quote #1

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I don’t feel that America has a black dude right now. I’m that dude Picture Quote #1

There’s no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They’re going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude Picture Quote #1

New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where’s your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama! Picture Quote #1

I would hope when I do blow up that I can keep that same mentality. I think I will because I’m the kinda dude that no matter how far I take something, I always wanted to be higher Picture Quote #1

My father’s family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn’t a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude Picture Quote #1

Sorry dude, but we’re in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That’s just not gonna happen Picture Quote #1

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I love Lil Wayne, that’s like my little brother. He’s just the coolest dude on Earth Picture Quote #1

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50 Picture Quote #1

He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him Dude Picture Quote #1

I can’t get enough of this guy called Baths. He’s a total L.A. dude and really young as well. It’s super-electronic, but with almost Hall and Oates-style songwriting. Without the context of the production, it could be super-cheesy, but it has amazing harmonies Picture Quote #1

You need to look hot now that you’ve got three guys giving you the eye.Three?Sweet blue-eyed blond trapper... Muscled blond trapper number two, who buys you cards... And that gorgeous, ‘Where have you been all my life’ dude with the raven-black hair and dark eyes Picture Quote #1

London has such an unbelievable respect for theater, where L.A. does not. You go to a play here, and the dude next to you is sleeping. In London, if you’re not in your seat when it starts, they lock the door. In Los Angeles, you can stroll into school late with a cup of coffee. In London, you get your butt to class on time Picture Quote #1

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I also feel fairly confident that the original Texaco Salvatore was a good family man, with perhaps a propensity for wearing his wife’s panties and betting his kids’ college money at the track, but otherwise a solid dude Picture Quote #1

When you’re the opener, you’re the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you’re the headliner, you’re the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It’s a cool position to be in Picture Quote #1

Don Cheadle is up there for me. I’ve met him; he’s a cool little dude. I admire his work Picture Quote #1

I’d rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I’m a cool dude. If I wasn’t myself, I’d kick it with me. I’m a down-to-earth person and all around cool guy Picture Quote #1

The cool thing about Kyle Killen, he writes really defined characters. I was a big fan of ‘Awake’ and also ‘Lone Star.’ I just think that he’s a really, really special writer, and complex and deep, and a really smart dude Picture Quote #1

Watch ‘Dog with a Blog’ to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He’s really, really adorable and cute, and it’s really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve Picture Quote #1

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What I love about ‘Criminal Minds’ is that Morgan is an ex-marine, ex-SWAT. To do those things you have to be a pretty badass dude. It’s a great incentive to stay in shape Picture Quote #1

It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah Picture Quote #1

I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I’m not insane - I’m not a crazy person in real life. I’m a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog Picture Quote #1

I really want to do a Western. I want to be the dude who is riding horses and doing exciting things - something where I get to do something physical and have to train for it. I don’t want to be the damsel Picture Quote #1

He don’t debate he concentrate on survivin’ He don’t like to drive if he’s been drinkin’ But he’ll drink while he’s drivin’ He’s the dude Picture Quote #1

It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that’s my power alley Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a dogmatic Christian and I don’t believe in the Bible literally, but I realized that Jesus is basically a very Zen dude. (Dude Quotes) I think honestly, believe it or not, that Dude, Where’s My Car? in a way represents its time better than almost any film made around that. (Dude Quotes) You can’t be two people in your brain, one rock dude and a dad - there’s something in the middle of them, and that’s really what you are and that’s going to make you the best dad - not when you try to be one or the other. (Dude Quotes) Every dude in your high school wasn’t striving to be the best poet because then he’d get all the girls, right? But you could imagine a society in which that were the case. (Dude Quotes) I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. (Dude Quotes) I crossed paths with a horse that happened to change my life. That horse is Game On Dude, and what a horse! He’s a soldier. Together we traveled the world. We won the Santa Anita Big Cap, Goodwood, almost won the Breeder’s Cup Classic; we won the San Antonio, Hollywood Gold Cup and the Californian. (Dude Quotes) I don’t feel that America has a black dude right now. I’m that dude. (Dude Quotes) There’s no white comic that sells tickets to black people like me. They’re going to get their hair done, get a new outfit, and come out to see a white dude. (Dude Quotes) New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where’s your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama! (Dude Quotes) I would hope when I do blow up that I can keep that same mentality. I think I will because I’m the kinda dude that no matter how far I take something, I always wanted to be higher. (Dude Quotes) My father’s family came from Virginia and Philadelphia. He wasn’t a brother who talked a lot. He was a workingman, a quiet, blue-collar dude. (Dude Quotes) Sorry dude, but we’re in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That’s just not gonna happen. (Dude Quotes) I love Lil Wayne, that’s like my little brother. He’s just the coolest dude on Earth. (Dude Quotes) I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50 (Dude Quotes) He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him Dude. (Dude Quotes) I can’t get enough of this guy called Baths. He’s a total L.A. dude and really young as well. It’s super-electronic, but with almost Hall and Oates-style songwriting. Without the context of the production, it could be super-cheesy, but it has amazing harmonies. (Dude Quotes) You need to look hot now that you’ve got three guys giving you the eye.Three?Sweet blue-eyed blond trapper... Muscled blond trapper number two, who buys you cards... And that gorgeous, ‘Where have you been all my life’ dude with the raven-black hair and dark eyes. (Dude Quotes) London has such an unbelievable respect for theater, where L.A. does not. You go to a play here, and the dude next to you is sleeping. In London, if you’re not in your seat when it starts, they lock the door. In Los Angeles, you can stroll into school late with a cup of coffee. In London, you get your butt to class on time. (Dude Quotes) I also feel fairly confident that the original Texaco Salvatore was a good family man, with perhaps a propensity for wearing his wife’s panties and betting his kids’ college money at the track, but otherwise a solid dude. (Dude Quotes) When you’re the opener, you’re the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you’re the headliner, you’re the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It’s a cool position to be in. (Dude Quotes) Don Cheadle is up there for me. I’ve met him; he’s a cool little dude. I admire his work. (Dude Quotes) I’d rate myself an 8. I do have my flaws, but I’m a cool dude. If I wasn’t myself, I’d kick it with me. I’m a down-to-earth person and all around cool guy. (Dude Quotes) The cool thing about Kyle Killen, he writes really defined characters. I was a big fan of ‘Awake’ and also ‘Lone Star.’ I just think that he’s a really, really special writer, and complex and deep, and a really smart dude. (Dude Quotes) Watch ‘Dog with a Blog’ to get a good laugh, to see me, of course, and to see an awesome, awesome talking dog who is the cleverest, most awesome dude in the world. He’s really, really adorable and cute, and it’s really cool seeing what kind of tricks he has up his sleeve. (Dude Quotes) What I love about ‘Criminal Minds’ is that Morgan is an ex-marine, ex-SWAT. To do those things you have to be a pretty badass dude. It’s a great incentive to stay in shape. (Dude Quotes) It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah. (Dude Quotes) I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I’m not insane - I’m not a crazy person in real life. I’m a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog. (Dude Quotes) I really want to do a Western. I want to be the dude who is riding horses and doing exciting things - something where I get to do something physical and have to train for it. I don’t want to be the damsel. (Dude Quotes) He don’t debate he concentrate on survivin’ He don’t like to drive if he’s been drinkin’ But he’ll drink while he’s drivin’ He’s the dude (Dude Quotes) It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that’s my power alley. (Dude Quotes)

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