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Dylan Moran Quotes

I’m just trying to understand what’s around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target Picture Quote #1

Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I’m more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year Picture Quote #1

Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you’ve written Picture Quote #1

I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don’t know what that tells you. People who look like... they’re waiting for a sandwich that’s never going to come. I don’t know what’s wrong with me Picture Quote #1

I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week’s notice. That’s my film career, most of the time Picture Quote #1

Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they’re female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that’s leaving their house Picture Quote #1

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Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can’t help it. It’s the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off Picture Quote #1

I’m a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all Picture Quote #1

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures Picture Quote #1

I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I’m not expecting it Picture Quote #1

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand Picture Quote #1

Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? Picture Quote #1

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Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits Picture Quote #1

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! Picture Quote #1

I don’t have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day Picture Quote #1

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls Picture Quote #1

I’m a vegetarian, well I’m not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I’m not too good! Picture Quote #1

Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone Picture Quote #1

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What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight Picture Quote #1

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one Picture Quote #1

Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world Picture Quote #1

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you’re actually a doctor working at an incubator Picture Quote #1

Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two Picture Quote #1

When things are going well, I can’t write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it’s like fishing Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know that you’re able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can’t say that I ever feel that I’m sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom Picture Quote #1

The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you’re not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line Picture Quote #1

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat Picture Quote #1

I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That’s all. You want to have the confidence that you’ve done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it’s an exercise in vanity Picture Quote #1

I’m fascinated by how you’ll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you’re doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape Picture Quote #1

What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it’s generally my fault and not theirs Picture Quote #1

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I’m just trying to understand what’s around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target (Dylan Moran Quotes) Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I’m more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year (Dylan Moran Quotes) Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you’ve written (Dylan Moran Quotes) I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don’t know what that tells you. People who look like... they’re waiting for a sandwich that’s never going to come. I don’t know what’s wrong with me (Dylan Moran Quotes) I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week’s notice. That’s my film career, most of the time (Dylan Moran Quotes) Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they’re female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that’s leaving their house (Dylan Moran Quotes) Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can’t help it. It’s the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’m a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all (Dylan Moran Quotes) Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I’m not expecting it (Dylan Moran Quotes) You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand (Dylan Moran Quotes) Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? (Dylan Moran Quotes) Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits (Dylan Moran Quotes) A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day (Dylan Moran Quotes) If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’m a vegetarian, well I’m not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I’m not too good! (Dylan Moran Quotes) Tequila? It’s not even a drink. It’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone (Dylan Moran Quotes) What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight (Dylan Moran Quotes) Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one (Dylan Moran Quotes) Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world (Dylan Moran Quotes) It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you’re actually a doctor working at an incubator (Dylan Moran Quotes) Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two (Dylan Moran Quotes) When things are going well, I can’t write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it’s like fishing (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t know that you’re able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can’t say that I ever feel that I’m sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom (Dylan Moran Quotes) The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you’re not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line (Dylan Moran Quotes) You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat (Dylan Moran Quotes) I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That’s all. You want to have the confidence that you’ve done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it’s an exercise in vanity (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’m fascinated by how you’ll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you’re doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape (Dylan Moran Quotes) What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it’s generally my fault and not theirs (Dylan Moran Quotes)

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