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Earl Wilson Quotes
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Poise: The ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Saying ‘Gesundheit’ doesn’t really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with. (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death (Earl Wilson Quotes)
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it (Earl Wilson Quotes)
If you wouldn’t write it and sign it, don’t say it (Earl Wilson Quotes)
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments (Earl Wilson Quotes)
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done (Earl Wilson Quotes)
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back (Earl Wilson Quotes)
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes (Earl Wilson Quotes)
The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty (Earl Wilson Quotes)
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money? (Earl Wilson Quotes)
You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Always remember, money isn’t everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense (Earl Wilson Quotes)
Today’s accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents (Earl Wilson Quotes)
To sell something, tell a woman it’s a bargain; tell a man it’s deductible (Earl Wilson Quotes)
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt (Earl Wilson Quotes)
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